OH and CRACKLE Can we Have Crackle!!
I have found that African elephants give a better crackle than their Indian cousins. Althought harder to come by, it's worth the effort of ordering through a decent zoo near you.
Remember to score the skin with an angle grinder at about 3" spacing. Also, leaving the beast to soak in a brine for about 24 hours helps to keep the meat moist.
This guy is Nobbs. He actually swam the rope out from the cruiser. He normally climbs palm trees but the mast was a bit more risky, about a metre of water below as the yatch as it
rolled from side to side. There was a happy ending!