training tips for all chick kiters

Its more funny sammyd knowing that if any of those girls did take up kiteboarding they would be a hell of a lot better than you.

In fact I know lots of girls who can kite better than you. Maybe you should try your own advice?

Finally an end to kiter-poley animosity?

Pfff.. I could do that. Just gimme a pole and a whole bunch of coke.

I bought myself a pole today - here is the results - thanks for advise Psylor - I have a bit to go to catch up to those girls

I thought i sucked at pole dancing watch these losers - funny ****

Gold - I reckon all chicks should be strippers at least for 12 months when they turn 18. Sort of like how some countries make all their young men do 12 months of Military service. That way there would be no fat chicks and there were be Government run strip clubs everywhere. It would reduce the unemployment problem plus gain revenue for the government from drink sales at the clubs.

This could really turn the economy around.
Increased national revenue
Increased consumer spending
Decreased unemployemnt
Happier men who will work harder because they are motivated
Underworld crime would be reduced because they would no longer own strip clubs

WOW this is an economic revolution
I am calling Julia Gillard now - this could get her over the line
She could launch the campaign

I am a genius!!!!!