Gee you must be paddling fast Waz. Glasses to keep the bugs out of your eyes. Nice paddling attire. I definitely won't look fashionable next weekend.
Nope Mr Engel, just put the glaases on to keep flying objects out of my eyes with the 35 kt northerly wind that was forecast.
Or maybe it was because I'm so old, I need my glasses to see where I'm going.