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My Holy Shrine

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Created by Downwinder > 9 months ago, 8 Jan 2013
Downwinder
QLD, 2030 posts
8 Jan 2013 12:11PM
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MY HOLY SHRINE


MY HOLY SHRINE:- The Naish International Paddleboard Race
www.mauipaddleboard.com/race.php?title=race is THE BEST race on the PLANET. You can't beat - The People - The Place - Kelly's Shuttle Bus - The Vibe and The After Party. I just love the place can't get enough of Maliko I froth like a little grommet thats has ADHD, thats had too much red cottee's cordial, always hassling Kelly for another lift up to the Gulch to do a paddle back. Every time I look at the poster I get lock jaw e.g. trismus from the smile on my face.

Only 23 weeks to go can't wait sooo looking forward to it, I'd better cut my beer drinking in half from two cartons to just one carton on the weekend and maybe have only two cap fills of my 65% proof Scrub Turkey Bourbon and start training. 70% proof wreaks the filters. This famous Scrub Turkey Bourbon was distilled and bottled in the backyard of a mates house from the pure water of the Tallebudgera creek and selected grains from Burleigh Headland National Park.



Maui Triple Crown: - I don't care if I come last in this race I just wanna beat my time of 3 hours 35 minutes for 43 kilometres. I've got a $100 dollar bet with Yves, Andrea Moller ex husband for a paddle challenge, if I win it's my shout for dinner at the famous Vietnamese Restaurant A Saigon Cafe in Wailuku, the staff are a laugh a minute, too funny.

Naish Race: - If I can defend my tittle in the 46-59 age division I'll be stoked and get flyblown at the after party. If I come last in my 46-59 age division I'll still get flyblown.



Molokai Race: - Doing a 3 man SUP team Molokai Channel Crossing I got Two ex Ironmen in my team stoked so I won't have to train too much for this race they should be able to carry me across the Kaiwi Channel.



Saturday, July 06, 2013 Triple Crown #1 Maliko Gulch to Kahului Harbor 9.54 miles
Sunday, July 07, 2013 Triple Crown #2 Keanae to Kanaha 23 miles
Saturday, July 13, 2013 Triple Crown #3 Honolua Bay Maui to Kaunakakai Molokai 26 miles
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Rodney Kilborn you handsome bugga you


Sunday, July 21, 2013 Maui International Paddleboard Race Maliko Gulch to Kahului Harbor 9.54 miles

Sunday, July 28, 2013 Molokai2Oahu Paddleboard Championships Kaluakoi to Hawaii Kai 32 miles

SUP Maliko 2012


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62mac
WA, 24860 posts
8 Jan 2013 10:36AM
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Your a funny man DW

You looked fit the other day so go back to the two carton training fuel.

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
8 Jan 2013 2:05PM
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no wonder you can afford all these trips....your drinking methanol you tight bastard ....carlton cold eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
8 Jan 2013 3:32PM
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I hope you've got room next to that poster for the new windsurfing shrine DW.

Downwinder
QLD, 2030 posts
22 Jan 2013 7:01PM
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I can't wait . Simon from DEEP is coming over for a Maliko and Pai'lolo Run So Looking Forward to the Look on Simons Face after his First Maliko Run he'll be suffering from Trismus ALL DAY just from the Smile on his Face.





Pre-race and start M2M



Part two- shootout in the Pailolo


Part three-Kamalo Speedway

AndyR
QLD, 1344 posts
22 Jan 2013 7:57PM
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So quick!!!

OG SUP
VIC, 3516 posts
22 Jan 2013 10:07PM
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DW it makes down winding on a 12'6 look totally pointless!

Love the look of those runs!

Phill



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