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how to deal with a kook at the alley

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Created by laceys lane > 9 months ago, 4 Jan 2012
laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
4 Jan 2012 6:06PM
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i went out for a quick surf on my 12'6. just got it back from the shop from a small paddle chop repair so i was keen of a couple of little waves.

as i was paddling out this kook on a mini mal was paddling for a wave straight in front of me. arms and legs all over the place- no chance of getting up.

as i steered away he kept following me, turn the other away same thing.

i jumped off and just he missed me. i gave him a mouth full, slap him around the back of the head and ordered him in.

dam that felt good. the kid was just about crying

cheers

ps. no, the truth is i was annoyed and i said what are you doing.

later on thinking about it i was ashamed of myself

stimo
WA, 874 posts
4 Jan 2012 4:16PM
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You should be on that DC channel board and do a floater over him
Least you guys are getting waves not like flat WA
Think dales in the snapping booth now cutting out a new beast trying to get him down to 8 foot
Keep you posted with the pickys mind you will probably see be for me !!!

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
4 Jan 2012 4:20PM
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laceys lane said...

i went out for a quick surf on my 12'6. just got it back from the shop from a small paddle chop repair so i was keen of a couple of little waves.

as i was paddling out this kook on a mini mal was paddling for a wave straight in front of me. arms and legs all over the place- no chance of getting up.

as i steered away he kept following me, turn the other away same thing.

i jumped off and just he missed me. i gave him a mouth full, slap him around the back of the head and ordered him in.

dam that felt good. the 13 year kid was just about crying

cheers

ps. no, the true is i was annoyed and said what are you doing.

later on thinking about it i was ashamed of myself


You angry old KOOK

Casso
NSW, 3768 posts
4 Jan 2012 7:30PM
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Sounds like he needed a little "education". Obviously the appropriate level for his age but "education" none-the-less. How will he ever learn without it?

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
4 Jan 2012 6:39PM
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Casso said...

Sounds like he needed a little "education". Obviously the appropriate level for his age but "education" none-the-less. How will he ever learn without it?


yeah, thats what i should have done. say how ya going, give him a few tips and keep it up.

i just thought i would post this after all the whinging about crowds and kooks lately

WINDY MILLER
WA, 3183 posts
4 Jan 2012 5:03PM
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chillax man

we were all kooks once

some still are

inc me

Chopz
WA, 147 posts
4 Jan 2012 5:32PM
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everyone has to start somewhere at some stage.
At the end of the day, its a public beach and theres very little you can do about who wants to be in the water and on what.

You also need to be careful if you do mouth off to anyone, chances are there a kook for a reason, coz they've spent there time in various other sports than surfing...like boxing, as a mate of mine found out

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
4 Jan 2012 7:36PM
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Chopz said...

everyone has to start somewhere at some stage.
At the end of the day, its a public beach and theres very little you can do about who wants to be in the water and on what.

You also need to be careful if you do mouth off to anyone, chances are there a kook for a reason, coz they've spent there time in various other sports than surfing...like boxing, as a mate of mine found out


totally agree. look i didn't go off or anything, but i could have handled it better.

sometimes we get caught up in our own world.
a place like the alley could do with a little more love. i'm going to make a better choice next time

62mac
WA, 24860 posts
4 Jan 2012 5:42PM
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As a longboarder we are always super cool when confronted be the KOOK.

We just have a friendly chat and educate them to find the BEST wave on
the coast,yes we supply a road map to the Alley,sorry Lacey another one
coming your way tomorrow

Lacey look out for more Long Loven as the Alley needs some Love

paul.j
QLD, 3341 posts
4 Jan 2012 7:55PM
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Wasn't it NE siht Out there? No One gets angry around the alley unless there are rocks involved.

Jacko

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
4 Jan 2012 8:18PM
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WINDY MILLER said...

chillax man

we were all kooks once

some still are

inc me


yeh but so stupid that you would not know anything about good manners? if you know the rules of the surf you are not a kook to me

shimmyshazbo
QLD, 251 posts
4 Jan 2012 8:43PM
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it has been particularly bad out there lately. when do the school holidays end???

glennc
NSW, 144 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:01PM
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Shaun Thomsom included that senario in one of his books I read.
One of his golden rules were not to paddle through the break and get in the way of surfers riding waves.
Did you consider you could have reached the line up from a different angle and not got in his way?????

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
4 Jan 2012 9:09PM
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glennc said...

Shaun Thomsom included that senario in one of his books I read.
One of his golden rules were not to paddle through the break and get in the way of surfers riding waves.
Did you consider you could have reached the line up from a different angle and not got in his way?????


i was actually a bit wide. lot of beginners further inside- surf schools etc.

at his level he could have been closer inside. it was quite rough and pushing through. might have got washed over

as jacko said- ne rubbish- no real line up.

but that's a good point

Rosscoe
VIC, 505 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:24PM
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Not wanting to flame it up, or anything - but I'm v glad that I'm in Vicco. Sure, it's busy down here now (when it's 40C+ lots head for the water), but sounds like a f####g circus up there. Give me cold water any day!

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:34PM
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yes i too am glad that the water is freezing and the access tracks are riddled with deadly snakes down here .

62mac
WA, 24860 posts
4 Jan 2012 7:34PM
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Rosscoe said...

Not wanting to flame it up, or anything - but I'm v glad that I'm in Vicco. Sure, it's busy down here now (when it's 40C+ lots head for the water), but sounds like a f####g circus up there. Give me cold water any day!


Nah its not that bad.The Alley is the coolest place to sup,its just those grumpy Longboarders that give the place a bad rap

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
4 Jan 2012 9:47PM
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62mac said...

Rosscoe said...

Not wanting to flame it up, or anything - but I'm v glad that I'm in Vicco. Sure, it's busy down here now (when it's 40C+ lots head for the water), but sounds like a f####g circus up there. Give me cold water any day!


Nah its not that bad.The Alley is the coolest place to sup,its just those grumpy Longboarders that give the place a bad rap


haha, don't make me publicly say where somewhere else is good too

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
4 Jan 2012 9:51PM
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go on a forum and educate everyone on their responsibility to behave correctly in the water and have a whinge at the same time. im giving up watersports and am going to play cricket

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
4 Jan 2012 9:55PM
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chrispychru said...

go on a forum and educate everyone on their responsibility to behave correctly in the water and have a whinge at the same time. im giving up watersports and am going to play cricket


i'm guessing you'll make a great smart arse, trash talking wicket keeper

62mac
WA, 24860 posts
4 Jan 2012 8:00PM
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laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

go on a forum and educate everyone on their responsibility to behave correctly in the water and have a whinge at the same time. im giving up watersports and am going to play cricket


i'm guessing you'll make a great smart arse, trash talking wicket keeper


Nah he will make a very good longboarder one day

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:02PM
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laceys lane said...

chrispychru said...

go on a forum and educate everyone on their responsibility to behave correctly in the water and have a whinge at the same time. im giving up watersports and am going to play cricket


i'm guessing you'll make a great smart arse, trash talking wicket keeper


well there seems to be money in it with little talent needed. i have those qualifications

BulldogPup
6657 posts
4 Jan 2012 8:11PM
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^^^^ crap! .... mac swears you are THE stylemeister charger

hilly
WA, 7323 posts
4 Jan 2012 8:24PM
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stimo said...


Least you guys are getting waves not like flat WA


You reckon? This was today


chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:33PM
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^^^^that is beautiful

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
4 Jan 2012 9:37PM
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hilly said...

stimo said...


Least you guys are getting waves not like flat WA


You reckon? This was today





North?

hilly
WA, 7323 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:00PM
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No

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
5 Jan 2012 1:07AM
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You should have indignantly beat your chest and demanded why he did not recognise your exuberant self importance

BulldogPup
6657 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:28PM
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doggie
WA, 15849 posts
4 Jan 2012 10:39PM
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hilly said...

No


Ya got me, bugger!

Chopz
WA, 147 posts
5 Jan 2012 8:57AM
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its gotta be south, seeing as hes been there over xmas



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