Has this trilogy been doing the rounds up your way ?
Apparently, the sheilas have been going crazy over this novel/s.
Wifey has just ordered it Scotty . Looking forward to it's arrival from what I have heard it's supposed to greatly increase action in the home gymnasium . Bit like when true blood came out .
Female sex drive would love to discover what makes it tick .would make me an instant millionaire , a very happy instant millionaire .
Yeh TD, looks like you will have some happy days ahead. The mrs was talking about some novel that all her work coleagues were reading. It's borderline pornographic apparently. Peter Fitzsimmons had an article in the paper talking about it and reckons sex life is the best ever. $29.95 for the trilogy - not a bad investment I reckon.
this is it boys
My Missus put it on the bannd books list weeks ago 
Ya gotta luv a person who sticks to a rigid moral code.
No sex after marriage 
this is it boys
I Hear there is a movie to follow , good times coming ,might have to invest in a new mattress .
geez
this is it boys
Mate the ladies on ACA last night wanted it right then while being interviewed You could tell by the look in their eyes
you have all made me sad. bunch of ****ing pussies. man up and pleasure your fellow loved ones. if your chick needs to read a book to get excited,well expect to start seeing some tradesmen around the home doing "work" time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
pm me for details you sad pricks
I reckon the best time for a sausage down the hallway ambush is in the early morning whip the nightie off & start tickling like shiz too sleepy for resistance , makes for a magic day
Just get some Rohypnol, a few cocktails And some Marvin Gaye, no need for this reading crap... she'll be hot just like an oven
Or send them to the strippers, I'm always keen to smash something after a trip to the strip strips
time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
Years ago came home one day and said to my old girl.
"I was just talking to the local plumber and he told me he's slept with every woman in our street except one"
She said.
" I bet it's that stuck up bitch in number 54"
time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
What's Orlando got that I haven't , lucky bast...d . Besides fame , good looks , money ,
time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
time to invest some coin in , in my new book "chrispys secrets to a better life and a whore wife"
obct, you should watch a movie called "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel". A watched a few movies lately with my flights to Japan. Here's the trailer... The guy holding the golf flag in the trailer... pay attention to his character... And ask yourself at the end of it, if you should follow in his footsteps.
Cracker of a movie.
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