OMFG

Far too much choice for me obct.....not sure which one to go for - what colour are you getting?

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they need one that is a belt, then night time crotch shots on the NoPro will be clear as....

And it's been done before at any rate..

Now I can look just as cool as those those groovy 666 dudes



I've just got to find a really long extension cord

G&S no wax wtf

Glass or Plastic

Pup I think its one of those custom made beds

let me get this right. a short board invention, a mal lamp shade by mact, posted by a grumpy old mal now letting suppers know they can light up their 666's.


there's a story/connection in there somewhere

No way I'll pay a beer fine, I've told you lot about that 10' G&S classic heaps of times, you just can't remember because you've bugger too many brain cells through substance abuse.

Remember the story I told you about Hoff etiquette ? And how I was catching wave after wave while a Hoff pilot sat out the back with his finger up his arse and his brain in neutral telling me how good his enlarged panty liner was? I said I was on the G&S when that happened.

I think I even described it to you as being "as flat as your mums ironing board" when I first got it

I don't ride it too much these days because I don't like the underside of it, there's no conc or V and it makes the board too one dimensional.

I took the wax off it so I could use it indoors balanced on a lump of 4 inch foam to practice my pop ups and x stepping.

Substances hahahaha ... we know nothing of this "Hoff" individual ye speak of Obs yet this account is plausible given the amount of beer that has passed in time , also given other distractions such as boobs & bikinis , Crack Repair for the Limbless Instructions , Boards being ordered , bought & sold within a 6 weeks there is a chance it may have been overlooked ......

Your charge is downgraded to either:
1. A 6-Pack beer fine or
2. Drop the soap in the showers in the Beergarden Movie

pretty easy choice

The soap one sounds like it would be fun.

Just like riding a 666, but without all the expense.

Ahhhh shizz Obs .... 6 cans of piss versus dropping thy soap for unknown gentlemen (or not) Mac is hung like a Clydesdale Horse , Chrispyness has a nickname "Hidden Hungarian Salami - crouching Garden Hose" , DUDE hasn't had a root in 20 years , Asea will ride then sell your arse on e-bay immediately afterwards , Scotty88 will want his share since he's coming back , SP will do unspeakable things , Ted might do a Point Plomer again (who knows what happened in the tent(s) we never saw) then there's the Melbo crowd .... hows the prostate do ya reckon it'll hold up


but it is your cakehole after all is said and done (or not)

What's Redtube ?

Wish I was you