Worth doing? Whaddya reckon? Any (be nice!) nominees?
A couple of suggested categories . . . Open Men's Champion, Rookie of the Year, Quote of the year (I kinda liked TB's "It's Christmas for Christ's sake" from a week or two ago ) , Frother of the year . . .????????
One certainty with the bookies: Comeback of the year: Lacey.
Yes Lacey wins that one.
Frother Pup
Best board art Vanders
Best sh1t stirrer Chrsipy
Best video Vanders and Teacake because they were the only 2 out of 3 posted
Best second coming Scotty
Best board reviews Simondo
Best level header Wavelength
Rookie of the year Teacake because he is refreshing and way younger than us lot
Yes Lacey wins that one.Frother Pup
Best board art Vanders
Best sh1t stirrer Chrsipy
Best video Vanders and Teacake because they were the only 2 out of 3 posted
Best second coming Scotty
Best board reviews Simondo
Best level header Wavelength
Rookie of the year Teacake because he is refreshing and way younger than us lot
That ^^^^^ is all gold. (glad level was the choice of adjectives there ) I had Scotty pencilled in as most improved. And i guess KiteGirl wins almost all the women's divisions.
i feel one major award has flown under the radar a bit haha. well a lot really
the most long boards for the year is __________, is it asea or mac.
we need a count back please
Good stuff wavelength...
Lacey, Asea wins most boards by a long shot....most new boards,or boards bought for pure boardrotica goes straight to mac.
Frother definitely pupwana hands/paws down
Best vid to do with surfing goes straight to Vanders for his glassing edit,that was just ****ing crazy good
Best surfing vids goes to SP,followed closely by malo
Best non surfing vids goes straight to Weiry,also receives the lance Armstrong award for drugs in cycling....please put up the mother****ing bike song please
Best replies to ones own post goes to the grom man simondo. He also gets best board review
Best meltdowns goes to me
Biggiest cock smoker with nothing to contribute except being a cock smoker goes to doggie
Best shaper and surfing extraordinaire to provide us with pure board porn goes to Goddard
Best.......
Funny as Chrispy .the simondo one was a classic
i bet he's working out the percentage of self answering posts he's made this year, last year and the combine total
Good stuff wavelength...
Lacey, Asea wins most boards by a long shot....most new boards,or boards bought for pure boardrotica goes straight to mac.
Frother definitely pupwana hands/paws down
Best vid to do with surfing goes straight to Vanders for his glassing edit,that was just ****ing crazy good
Best surfing vids goes to SP,followed closely by malo
Best non surfing vids goes straight to Weiry,also receives the lance Armstrong award for drugs in cycling....please put up the mother****ing bike song please
Best replies to ones own post goes to the grom man simondo. He also gets best board review
Best meltdowns goes to me
Biggiest cock smoker with nothing to contribute except being a cock smoker goes to doggie
Best shaper and surfing extraordinaire to provide us with pure board porn goes to Goddard
Best.......
SOLID FARKEN GOOOOOOLD!!!!!! And amen to the Pupwana call.
none of you do **** and deserve **** and thats the **** bitches
do i get 2nd biggest **** stirrer ?
I think deKing deserves the most erotic board of the year gong with the V12 mister Vanders ...... too close to call
the macgyver award .... obit
helping Bob Mct spend months in indo award .... Mac
the biggest loser award .... scotty
yep the biggest cocksmoker award.... Doggie
Pup gets the most behaved award... whats that pup 12 months without a porn post...you little champ it must be killing you.
TB gets longest thread award.. and best feel-good thread.
SP gets the ....just stop it boys award and best surf video.
Ted gets the ashes award....... for not having a clue about cricket.
also ted gets best longroom shaper award.
gone missing in action award.....Boofy & Daneli.
most technical bullsh!t post goes to cuttlefish.
Lacey you have already won everything.
best clash award chrispy V biggspazz.
biggest dummy spit...that tracks collector.
chrispy gets for another year the best sh!t stirrer.
A few thoughts on this super thread idea
Jas gets the "Mark Waugh" award - inspired by SP - for having the second nicest board in his family
The "Buddha" award goes to Chrispy who always speaks his mind n long May it continue disclaimer I have spent the last three days examining Buddhist ruins
???If you propose to speak, always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind.??? ~Buddha
The " disappearance award # 2 " goes to Tassie Devil - clearly lost in the 666 world and too embarrassed by it - do not worry TD others have been down this road before you. I know you are out there MR also comes in a close second - although he was away for a decent chunk of the year legitimately
The "best potential to contribute more" award goes to SA for his late but much enjoyed arrival to the greenroom. His posts, pics n videos have been much enjoyed by me and I am sure many others. Rumour has it has has brought more boards than LL, Mac n Asea in the last year DJ comes in second. Although he not really a long boarder he does his best to share the joys when it's comes his way. Anyway he is SB legend and I like his contributions.
The " make me spit my beer out all over my keyboard" award goes to obct once more with Weiry a close second after catching me napping a few times. I now make sure I never have a drink of anything near my connection device before viewing their posts
The "informative n knowledge sharing" award goes to Simondo for reasons previously mentioned
The "pimp my ride" award goes to.......no guesses here.....Mac for his unadulterated love of the McT n Bob. Simondo runs a close second. We love to abuse them for this but secretly we love it . Chrispy should also get a mention here but his love of SDR seems to be on a more professional level ...at the moment. DJ would get it for the broader breeze community
The "all things beauty" award goes to RG for his timeless creations that I ogle over every time I see pics of his creations posted here. Pup comes in second as he loves all things RG and all things beautiful
Tux gets my award for "services to the backyarder" have loved his contribution to the board making space...even if he is a little light on pics. Definitely room for improvement
Vanders gets my "services to glassing"award, "best post" award and "most inspiring" award for his video of the lady of many colours vid. Everyone I have sent that too has enjoyed it immensely as well. Hats off.
I also I strongly support TB, SP, Scotty and Teacake's awards. Much deserved.
The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.
Haha!
Mac & Ted - pretty damn close to the mark!
Sums up a good year!
The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.
Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!
Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league
the 'i hate red thumbs, i got angry,i posted and i deleted award' - mac
the 'stir the aussies up award'- ted. tho the wheels fell off a bit with his ashes call
The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.
Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!
Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league
For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.
The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.
Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!
Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league
For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.
Ted, your sporting alliances are effed! Can't say I care for rugby but cricket.
Who the f*** goes for the poms? They came to Australia, and at the moment it seems like it was 4 nothing!
Oh wait, it is! Haha! I am hilarious.
Tom.
The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.
Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!
Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league
For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.
Ted, your sporting alliances are effed! Can't say I care for rugby but cricket.
Who the f*** goes for the poms? They came to Australia, and at the moment it seems like it was 4 nothing!
Oh wait, it is! Haha! I am hilarious.
Tom.
Kiwi bashing is nearly as good as pom bashing then followed by tassie bashing
The 'well exceeding my 50 word attention span limit in a thread' goes to Ted.
Thanks Scotty - I feel honoured!
Where have you been ? I missed ya. If I had known you were back I would have given you n Weiry the "almost" award from 1971 for services to rugby league
For a kiwi who lives in Australia,supports the poms in cricket, lives in NSW and supports QLD in Origin you are a good bloke Ted.
Oh no.Scotty....the real kicker is that he follows manly...ted is out just to.cause trouble and be hated by others....Ted the kiwi sums it up I guess
^^^ That pic's GOLD mate!!!!
Cheers for the nomination fellas.
OBCT takes my award for the funniest pi$$ take posts, they always crack me up & he's even funnier in person!!!
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not that they ever happen
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen
We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen
We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs
no way, mac usually starts these things, then you start talking strippers, kegs, rubber gloves, snakes and stuff. about then is when mac goes back in his shell
i miss those days
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen
Is a shin dig a pi55 up ?
Just to clarify.
Btw Lace, stoked you are ok after your HA.
It just wasn't your time brother.
I recall a guy called Peter Lacey from Surfers surf club who died of a heart attack about 8-10 years ago. This guy was 50 years old and by all accounts one of the fittest guys on the Goldy - any age.
Hope you bought a lottery ticket.
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen
We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs
no way, mac usually starts these things, then you start talking strippers, kegs, rubber gloves, snakes and stuff. about then is when mac goes back in his shell
i miss those days
mmmmmm snakes , jelly Beans , beer , Asea's horde of smoking hot Goldie Gals and rubbery fings
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen
We'll you are the one usually handing out these imaginary Shin digs
no way, mac usually starts these things, then you start talking strippers, kegs, rubber gloves, snakes and stuff. about then is when mac goes back in his shell
i miss those days
mmmmmm snakes , jelly Beans , beer , Asea's horde of smoking hot Goldie Gals and rubbery fings
And rubber gloves according to chrispy
How the fark are you Pup ?
You WA legend you
biggest disappointment of the year- 'no talk what so ever of a christmas shin dig'- not they ever happen
Is a shin dig a pi55 up ?
Just to clarify.
Btw Lace, stoked you are ok after your HA.
It just wasn't your time brother.
I recall a guy called Peter Lacey from Surfers surf club who died of a heart attack about 8-10 years ago. This guy was 50 years old and by all accounts one of the fittest guys on the Goldy - any age.
Hope you bought a lottery ticket.
thx's yeah amazing turn of events that day. i should tell simondo the whole story one day and he would be able to give the odds of me surviving i reckon
Couple more nominations:
The Wind Beneath My Wings Award/Open Women's Longboarding Champ: Mrs (or is that Ms?) Jasdeking
The May I be Frank with you for a Moment Please Award: Chrispy
The Most Likely to Surf At Dawn Regardless of Conditions Inspiration Award: Towball
The Least Likely to Mention Surfing But Good Value Anyway Award: Scotty
The Person Most Likely to Have Actually Done a Decent Re-Entry This Year: Ted
The Most Stoked Bloke Furthest from The Surf: McHenry (Also the Noun That Became a Verb Award).
The Engine Room Award (The Brad Haddin of Longboarding) (Just sating that so he'll organise next year's Christmas Party ) : Mac
Not wrong WL, I must admit I am def the least chance of mentioning the surf or v bottoms or pin tails,etc.
I'll get back out there one day.
As a grom I used to surf 3 times a day and my last real surf was G-Land circa 95.