The Good Morning thread

Iconic Young Nick's Head (cliffs) in background

I did start out with the Meyerhoffer prez but it wasn't doing it for me sprung again

62mac said...

TB why

I'm off for some fun little sliders at LM and Chrispy should be in Byron catching up with the lads by now.

That's a releif .

Good to know We can still swim in the saltwater without crossing our legs and inserting a butt plug to keep out eels chasing a secretive , dark habitat

Whoa, They even have web sites devoted to the stuff people shove up their gingers.

http://www.asylum.com/2010/12/20/craziest-rectal-foreign-bodies/

This peanut butter jar story is. Bit hard to swallow regadless of what end you're trying to swallow if from.

The most notable part of this case study isn't that a 65-year-old man arrived to the E.R. with a peanut butter jar trapped in his rectum (although just try not to clench your butt cheeks while picturing that). It's his explanation of how it got there: The elderly man claimed that while washing his dog in the shower, he slipped and fell on the jar so hard that it passed right through his anal sphincter. Physics and biological impossibilities aside, there are a lot of holes (heh) in his story: Like why was he naked while bathing his dog? And why is there a jar of peanut butter in the bathroom? Perhaps he has grandchildren, and they're better off not knowing that Gramps gets an erection when he inserts a container of Skippy up his butt. Anyway, who's hungry for a PB&J?



But this one is almost believable.


A WWII veteran was "treating" his hemorrhoids by shoving the piles back inside him using an artillery shell from one of his war guns. So thorough was he in the hemorrhoidal reversal that the veins and the shell ended up inside his body -- which, in turn, ended up inside a hospital. Assuming the explosive wasn't live, the doctor was about to go in for it. But, just to check, he quickly asked, "This shell is spent, isn't it?" To which the old man with the bullet up his ass replied, "Oh, no, there's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmitt out of the sky." The bomb squad was called in to build a lead box around his butt and defuse the shell before docs removed it. They all walked away unscathed, except for the patient, who still had a raging case of hemorrhoids.

Or maybe his shell was coming into him

Yes, I know, it's worse than yours.

Armageddon...

here it is Tassie...

Tassiedevel said...

Have you blokes heard the utube tape Armageddon where this bloke has inserted a gerbil into his mates rectum . The gerbil wouldn't come out so from what I can remember they have inserted a tube up to try and bring him out . His mate then lit a match to see what was going on
Kaboom , one very singed gerbil , burnt face and one very burnt ring

Did someone say Gerbiles

What did Richard Gere wear to the Oscars

Tails

the funny thing is that this type of ACCIDENT happens far to often. heard my mum telling a few of her friends about a bloke and a tomato sauce bottle that came into casualty...funny as. he locked himself out of the house,so decided to break in pants less, going through the window backwards and slipped..which enabled the said bottle to lodge in his bowel. my mum was explaining that once a OBJECT goes in so far...well the arse will work like a hoove andr suck said objects deep into the unlucky persons bowel

1 degree this morn do I really want go? what would lacey do ? EXcel wet suit me thinks

Gerbils ??????? fer farks sakes men geez