Funny thread! Well done boys!
Ted, I save my energy for surfing! I know sports like Touch AFL just leave me with too much stiffness!
I know I'm getting older slowly, but that is also why I have just bought a KTM dirt bike, so I can pretend to be young! Getting the EFI mapping switch so I can ride around in old man 'slow' mode, or switch over to normal, and the optional Nitro Rocket mode when I grow some balls!!
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getting grey hair
but apparently the chicks dig it..?
its not working for me 
me neither, just hoping I guess
You know you are getting old when instead of keeping a close eye on swell forecasts to see when the surf is picking up, you want to know when it's dropping off. 
old pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttt .... froff on forever - take yer dying somewhere else I reckon .... stick it up 'em that's what Teddy Whitten used to say 
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day...Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
... when you have a little trouble fitting into last year's wetsuit - and a lot of trouble getting out of it.
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You remember the last time NSW won a state of Origin series 
When you get up to check the surf. Standing their watching in your "MAN" Ugg slippers and you don't even care what the young guys think
