This is what I found stuck on my back window when I got home.
I know who did it, the farktard Wally I work with, he knows how much I hate them, he even showed me a pic of them at work and I didn't even know he was showing me the ones on my car.
I told him that the person who had them was a wanker and the adults were being irresponsible because the woman was drunk, the guy had his hands full with the board and the baby was about to hit the ground.
Now I have a dilemma, the stickers actually do tell a story about 2 very proud grandparents and a bouncing baby boy.
So he's pranked me in 2 ways, firstly by putting something there that he knows I hate, and secondly, by putting something there that I'm loath to remove because of the metaphor.
What do I do
you lot are the most retarded knowledgeable people I know and you have the wisdom of Sodoman Solomon.
you lot are the most 
can't help you with the first one .... however a dicreetly covertly & downright sneakily placed bag of fresh prawn heads will soothe your soul and destroy his sniggering Obs 
actually, the stickers are to get me back for something I said to him in front of the boss a couple of days ago.
the 3 of us went down to the car park to inspect something, just before they got in the lift the 2 of them grabbed a banana each and were eating it in the lift.
I said to the boss just as the other guy was lifting the banana to his gob and had his mouth open ready to receive it
"you're eating it because you're hungry, he only does it for practice".
The boss almost fell over and choked on his banana he was laughing so hard. My colleague was somewhat less amused.
hahahahahaha PMSL hahahahaha that was a good one and it's now in my memory banks mate hahahaha
hmmmm everyday banter Obs ... rip 'em off and resume normal practices ..... otherwise slip in the covert bag of shrimp carcasses and wait for the show it'll last oh about a week or so .... beeeeeeeeeeeautiful 
OB... You live a weird life... I love it.....
There is humour around every corner.... And you let us in on it...
i think you are telling porkie pies and trying to justify why you would have such 666 stickers on your car...blame someone else when you cannot be man enough for your 666 tendencies... hence the wanting to go bigger in board size...fark obct, you are my last bastion off true aussie manliness with a huge splash of poetic knowledge.
if you continue with these ****ed ideas..well i will just go and buy a paddle for ya
I swear it's all true, okay, I admit that I often don't let the facts get in the way of a good story, but this time it's true.
The banana joke the sticker prank the bouncing baby boy, all true, I swear.
Okay, I've decided what I'll do, I'll scratch off the pissed chick, and just leave me and my little dood mate there.
a bees dick from yeast n hops contribution
If the guy was holding a longboard and the baby was dropping some nuggets out of the nappy I'd think about keeping it,the only family stickers that I find funny are the p-ss take one were the family is hanging.
Sorry obct its got to come off.
obct, i have seen your handy art skills....how about you do a obct custom family
that would be crazy good mate.
so what have you decided obct? my present thoughts are,keep them,but get something made up to mock your mates right back
I couldn't take off the baby in the middle, the representations of me and the Missus were easy to get rid of but the sybolism of the grandson was too great and could not force myself to remove it, regadless of how much of a wank I think stick figures are.
Two months old and even he can punk me
I won't have a chance in my dotage
what am I saying I'm already in my dotage
Funny stuff obct!
Sticker: I would leave it as, and maybe find a suitable Longboard to stick over that shortboard!
(so funny he was showing you pictures of your car!)
Correct! 
I had only recently returned from The Maldives, and I wasn't checking the breeze too much at that point.
Revenge is a dish best served cold OB - let this one go a bit longer then get him good....some old fish in his PC just before a long weekend is always a winner.....makes for a pretty horrible clean up. Just make sure u have a decent work environment that likes a practical joke - wd hate to see it backfire! This was done to a mate of mine...he took it very well it must be said - I would have been fuming......
I thought that was your car parked down in Manly - never thought you for a sticker guy.
you are too nice OB. Good on ya - the world needs more people like ya good self. P
**** the prawn heads...its time for a strategically placed poo...I'd suggest his shoes or his lunch if your feeling adventurous........
I always try to make sure I'm standing very close to where he's sitting if I know I'm about to cough in my rompers, just so he can get as much enjoyment as me from savoring the aroma.
Does that count
