Dude: did you hear that windsurfing got dumped from the Olympics? Lol
Man: yeah dude
Dude: that's rad for kiting, man. Lol
Man: yeah dude, right on... hey, this Budweiser is pretty kewl
Dude: nah that's what they want you to think Man. They actually sponsored a windsurf race in the Gorge, and that is a bad as endorsing death leashes, Man. Actually, worse than that. Don't believe the hype, lol
Man: hey wasn't that a song by Public Enemy in like 1991 Dude?
Dude: yeah. but I wasn't around then. You sound like a windsurfer, all old and obsolete and sh!t. Lol
Man: Sorry dude. Need another Bud?
Dude: Geez man I told you about Bud. We drink skinny Chai tea latte's Man. Lol
Man: Sorry dude. Wow you sure are grumpy today.
Dude: Hey I forgot, we have that dude tied up on the roof. This conversation has been like, totally irrelevant to anything!
Man: We always are dude, we always are. Lol
(Third moose: will you two shut the fck up.)
Well done all,
Honorable mention to Richiefish for once again entertaining us with some mandatory kiter work.
But the winner is Carantoc for
"Wahine and her two girlfriends finally bagged a man"
-nice to see Wahine and co celebrating with a beer, before they have their way with him.
Over to you Carantoc, for CC 252
In David Attenbourough style:
The moose in it's natural environment is a quiet, shy creature which is rarely seen in the company of others of it's species.
Moose which have come into contact with people readily adapt to the urban environment and can frequently be seen in packs, consuming alcohol, joyriding in stolen vehicles, and kidnapping unsuspecting hunters.
