Although Abbas had been totally deaf and blind since birth, he loved the fact that his brothers always took him along and gave him equal responsibility.
mohammed, when can i get a real gun? one like yours that can shoot around corners?
seriously - how bent is that barrel?
Page 1.
Get military clothes.
Page 2.
Get a gun.
Page 3.
Get behind the big ***ing concrete thing - the other guys might have got to page 4.
Page 4.
Get bullets
Kumar began to think he had been duped.
When he signed up for the Middle-east Defence Force and they promised to provide him with an MDF issue assault rifle this wasn't what he had imagined
During leave from the forces both Farquar and Hubert loved to windsurf.
But they suspected that their new comrade, Akmil, was a kiter.
He couldn't handle the real thing, was always hiding behind the septic sytems of public toilets and continuously moaned about having wood when he faced the enemy soldiers
D'oh, I near forgot about this one...
Right, drum roll....... Congrats to Elmo! Had to laugh about his defend the septic tank call, classic Talk it away my furry red friend.