I feel bad about giving away one of kiters hidden secrets so to make up for it and to satisfy one mans desperate need for attention here is this weeks photo, please be kind.......
Wave Slaves Entourage from left to right:
1. Camera(wo)man to capture those epic moments
2.Costume Consultant
3.Director of Moves
4.Groupie (rear red shirt - sometime costume consultant)
5.Autograph Stand-In Signer (we know WS can't spell)
6.Manager (in Dunces hat)
7 & 8. Stalkers
9 & 10. Seriously bemused onlookers
Wave Slave's ex-boyfriends enjoying him struggling out there after the bully on the right took his arm-bands.
Mrs Slave had made the family play clothes out of the old curtains.The beach was alive with the sound of inanity.
Ha! His kite is hooked on the prow of that ocean going freighter! He's China's problem now!
Look up in the sky
Its a bird
No it's a plane
No it's Waveslaves kite, well what do you expect
When you don't use a safety/death leash
and so it came to pass - that after caption comps were previously only augmented by the use of polka-dot boardies....... eventually the concept was defiled by the use of a real kiter pic.
275 would be a sombre occasion..........
The judges all rise in unison, some even pointing, as the mighty WaveSlave scores a perfect 10, being the very first time any kiter has pulled off a "twisty, dangly, double innuendo" during his first heat.
Waveslave in his pole dancing days blowing kisses
To his adoring pole riding buddies (this was when
they could see what gender they were without glasses
or a mirror)
^^^^ Rather obviously kiters, nobody is looking at the chick with the perfect arse.
Thanks Panda Had nothing else to contribute to the caption comp a difficult one .
Since things have slowed down will call it tonight to give whoever a good chance of finding a cracker photo. I think I've stuffed up on this one by picking a lame, boring, gay subject.
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You know you're in Australia when ..
the euros at the pond all want Waveslave's autograph
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Yeah, that seemed strange, shame we didn't get a post from the man himself
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Well, seems to be a four way tie with Bondys Superdude, Terminals Floaty thief and Albers dangly thing but for instant shock value Phils " He's over there!" cracked me up
Take it away Phil....
