Veronica was cute, but Hamish realized that this chair sniffing caper was going to have its drawbacks
In an attempt to reduce waste in the school system, we show surgeons about to attempt an amputation and reattachment of Johnny's head.
" Jesus kid - what were you thinking of when you Kited into the Windy's Christmas Party at Lanno Back Beach "
Costume night disasters # 37
Spider Costume - required elements - eight legs and hard exoskeleton - check.
Escape route? FAIL
When the School SRC President told young Andy that if he "wanted to air his concerns, he would have to "speak through the chair"...
...he had no idea that Andy was an asperger's boy.
the costume department for the school play "ironman" were finding the work challenging with limited resources.
A Current Affair- (Sensationalised) Headlines for tomorrow night.
"Another example of how fast the obesity rate of kids is rising rapidly out of control in Australia.
5 minutes ago, this kid easily slipped his head into this chair,,,,,,,and now...."
Incident Report No 237
At approximately 9.10pm on Monday Safety Sam, just two days on site and fresh out of a 2 week H&S course, entered the Wet Mess dressed in this high viz shirt and suggested to B shift he would be asking them all to blow into the bag the following morning.
Approximately 2 hours later Robert Cue-Ball (Workshop Supervisor) found Safety Sam behind D block.
Cue-ball assisted Safety Sam over to the medic's room where Mary (Medic), already dressed in her white overalls, removed the broom stick.
Mary then found Sam a spare pair of ill-fitting jeans. The where-abouts of his original trousers and underpants remain unknown.
At approximately 11.30pm further assistance was called from Gramps (Camp Janitor) who began to remove the chair from Sam's head.
At this point Sue (Camp Manager) was awoken by the commotion and attended dressed only in her pyjamas.
At approximately 11.43pm Safety Sam stopped the chair removal process, to request a hazard observation card be completed. Safety Sam commented that he had been conducting a Behavioural Obs and that Gramps had failed to conduct a pre-start check on the hacksaw.
It was at this point the clip-board became wedged in Safety Sam's mouth.
Since banning the cane, the Education Department introduced the Chair of Shame. Unfortunatly it never came with instructions...
"I'll have to trim a touch more of his shoulder blade to get it to fit"
^^ After Da Vecta got his head free from the chair he could read the previous caption comps "ahhhhh I get it... "