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CC 285

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Created by sausage > 9 months ago, 3 Apr 2013
sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:17AM
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KA360
NSW, 803 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:43PM
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Young Sabastian Vettle shortly after diving to musical chairs victory at his little sisters birthday party.

MikeyS
VIC, 1508 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:12PM
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Veronica was cute, but Hamish realized that this chair sniffing caper was going to have its drawbacks

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:19PM
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Little Johnny was anal retentive and refused to give a stool sample...


FormulaNova
WA, 14891 posts
3 Apr 2013 10:26AM
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In an attempt to reduce waste in the school system, we show surgeons about to attempt an amputation and reattachment of Johnny's head.




Gestalt
QLD, 14455 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:31PM
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rissoles new seat harness wasn't working out to good.

da vecta
QLD, 2514 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:45PM
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I am a dalek. I am a dalek.

elmo
WA, 8765 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:45PM
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Another case of boosting to close to the spectators (mum)

elmo
WA, 8765 posts
3 Apr 2013 12:51PM
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The element of danger never left Troy Buswell so he never out grew his desire

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:13PM
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It's a windsurfing forum. Go on twitter if you have nothing better to post than Caption Comps!

Mark _australia
WA, 22810 posts
3 Apr 2013 1:58PM
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Another horrific example of the dangers of school and why we need to ban chairs with holes in them

terminal
1421 posts
3 Apr 2013 5:40PM
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thePup
13831 posts
3 Apr 2013 5:45PM
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" Jesus kid - what were you thinking of when you Kited into the Windy's Christmas Party at Lanno Back Beach "

Windxtasy
WA, 4015 posts
3 Apr 2013 7:37PM
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Costume night disasters # 37


Spider Costume - required elements - eight legs and hard exoskeleton - check.
Escape route? FAIL

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
3 Apr 2013 10:47PM
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When the School SRC President told young Andy that if he "wanted to air his concerns, he would have to "speak through the chair"...




...he had no idea that Andy was an asperger's boy.

LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:23PM
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Another planking tragedy.

LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:24PM
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"But I just wanted to enter the football team !"

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
3 Apr 2013 10:32PM
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the costume department for the school play "ironman" were finding the work challenging with limited resources.

decrepit
WA, 12416 posts
3 Apr 2013 8:34PM
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Aren't you supposed to be cutting the chair?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:34PM
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A Current Affair- (Sensationalised) Headlines for tomorrow night.

"Another example of how fast the obesity rate of kids is rising rapidly out of control in Australia.
5 minutes ago, this kid easily slipped his head into this chair,,,,,,,and now...."

elmo
WA, 8765 posts
3 Apr 2013 9:31PM
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honest, I went through feet first

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:15PM
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You'ld think Troy Buswell would have learnt his lesson as a kid but he still sniffs seats.





Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
3 Apr 2013 11:50PM
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Mr. No-one said...
You'ld think Troy Buswell would have learnt his lesson as a kid but he still sniffs seats.



www.theaustralian.com.au/nocookies?a=A.flavipes

You don't have to be bright to be a politician over here. Or anywhere really...

elmo
WA, 8765 posts
4 Apr 2013 7:15AM
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I just suggested to Sally that "She'd look HOT in a wet suit"

then POW and I wake up like this

Carantoc
WA, 6958 posts
4 Apr 2013 7:51AM
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Incident Report No 237

At approximately 9.10pm on Monday Safety Sam, just two days on site and fresh out of a 2 week H&S course, entered the Wet Mess dressed in this high viz shirt and suggested to B shift he would be asking them all to blow into the bag the following morning.

Approximately 2 hours later Robert Cue-Ball (Workshop Supervisor) found Safety Sam behind D block.

Cue-ball assisted Safety Sam over to the medic's room where Mary (Medic), already dressed in her white overalls, removed the broom stick.

Mary then found Sam a spare pair of ill-fitting jeans. The where-abouts of his original trousers and underpants remain unknown.

At approximately 11.30pm further assistance was called from Gramps (Camp Janitor) who began to remove the chair from Sam's head.

At this point Sue (Camp Manager) was awoken by the commotion and attended dressed only in her pyjamas.

At approximately 11.43pm Safety Sam stopped the chair removal process, to request a hazard observation card be completed. Safety Sam commented that he had been conducting a Behavioural Obs and that Gramps had failed to conduct a pre-start check on the hacksaw.

It was at this point the clip-board became wedged in Safety Sam's mouth.



elmo
WA, 8765 posts
4 Apr 2013 8:13AM
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We was just playing WWE

da vecta
QLD, 2514 posts
4 Apr 2013 11:50AM
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Mr. No-one said...
It's a windsurfing forum. Go on twitter if you have nothing better to post than Caption Comps!




Slightly ironic is the number of green thumbs on this.

PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
4 Apr 2013 3:35PM
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Since banning the cane, the Education Department introduced the Chair of Shame. Unfortunatly it never came with instructions...

"I'll have to trim a touch more of his shoulder blade to get it to fit"

FormulaNova
WA, 14891 posts
4 Apr 2013 1:02PM
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da vecta said...
Mr. No-one said...
It's a windsurfing forum. Go on twitter if you have nothing better to post than Caption Comps!




Slightly ironic is the number of green thumbs on this.


I'm not sure if you are joking or not, but I green thumbed it because it is a joke referring to the previous, or previous previous caption comp.

Mark _australia
WA, 22810 posts
4 Apr 2013 6:57PM
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^^ After Da Vecta got his head free from the chair he could read the previous caption comps "ahhhhh I get it... "

elmo
WA, 8765 posts
4 Apr 2013 8:07PM
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Bucket seat at the front, bench seat at the back



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