Having been raised by cows, Natalie wondered why she was the only one milked by farmer Ned five times a day.
Director: No you're saying it wrong - "Tabou"
No, no "Taboouuu"
Geez how hard can it be - OK "Tabou pronounced like Tabooooo"
"Rhymes with "moooo, thats why we have a damn cow in a windsurf ad...."
"oh FFS, forget it"
(Euro windsurf ad campaign failure number 1375 - just go with techno music and claiming it planes as early as a Formula but looser than all other waveboards. But leave the pretty girl in it...)
The grass by the creek is the sweetest. Just stay away from the dandelions. They give me gas.
Cow: "You break into my paddock. You eat the goldtops from my morning dump. You steal my milk. You cut my grass. You impersonate me. Have you no shame!"
When holding auditions for McLeod's Daughters, the director was not afraid to use his powers for evil...
"you want the part Toots, you WILL slip this little farm girl costume on and show me how much you want it!"
The point is Moooot my dear, Putting your fingers on your head like a set of horns does not make you a cow
Yes sweetie, I am pregnant. Three months. I wish those other vets would just ask instead of sticking their arm up my back end!
“Normality is the Great Neurosis of civilization.”
― Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
The Czech backpacker read the ad and figured she could do the job:
Wanted: Cowgirl needed to work on farm.
farmer wants a wife - farmer entrance exam
given the choice, would you pick A or B
betty sue, i'll ask you again! which paddock contains that grass you are eating?
loving the captions.....
will wind this one up tomorrow for someone else to take over. 
ok, to wrap up cc286, these ones were the standouts for me.
da-vecta - 99.9% of Windsurfers: "That's one hot chick there"
Greenleader: "Wow, that's a clear shot on the neck there"
stuthepirate - After licking the backs of some toads, Gilligan's Island was a whole new place for Mary Ann and the Skipper.
Dag- It used to be a fox, but someone married it.
elmo - You may swallow, but I can regurgitate chew and swallow again
so i'll hand it over to stuthepirate with elmo coming (so to speak) 2nd.... 
