Sorry Crantoc, I'll have to use only one of them so as the second one is the only one I can edit out, it has to go.
Finally, after the lies in the mass media Wikileaks reveals the truth behind Flysurfer's "postie bike" incident.
Goldilocks joined the Myth busters team .......
do wild bears always poo in the forest : Busted
does poo stick to a blanket : confirmed
One should ALWAYS check before going down for the growl
Disclaimer
There was a line someone had to be the first
Who woulda thought such a big stain could come from such a small box.
(Gertrude on the far right shows said box to the assembled villagers)
Although a bit gruesome at the time, the girls loved to get together and have a chuckle over the day they hacked Pappy to death while he slept...
Not content with the earlier "festivities", Dot always had to get underneath and try to get one last drip 
All New!
2012 New Zealand water bed.
Buy now and get a free pillow and puncture repair kit.
Proof that Santa came last night..................he knocked over the beer on the side table you filthy minded cahns!
1932 in Northern Italy and the first pilgrims arrive to see the 'Turin Mattress' - would have been my idea on it.
Time to call this one I think.
I think Urnie could have been a tennant of the Massacre Sisters, so the winner is Roger303.
Over to you Roger.
Crikey I'm not worthy !
This must mean I'm not going to win the NSW FE+ this year.
I'll get onto it.
Crikey I'm not worthy !
This must mean I'm not going to win the NSW FE+ this year.
I'll get onto it.
