On the good ship Natalia, you really should have seen us, our figurehead was a ...
Always keen to test his theory of water displacement, the astute Captain Archimedes new that by throwing Bertha over board,
...he just might be able to re-float the boat.
"Are you sure this is how Leo and Kate did it?"
snigger-snigger "Yep, positive Darl" snigger-snigger
S.A Shark Spotting Charter
"Are you sure this is the best place to view the sharks??"
THE NEW 2013 BAR CRUSHER MAINTAINS ITS' EXCEPTIONAL STABILITY BY UTILISING A PATENTED BOW WEIGHTING FEATURE
Update on macroscien electric boat tests
"Paddle harder darl. We're still only doing half a knot."
The starving crew of the Natalia were taken to hospital after a fight broke out over 'disappearing' rations.
"Having trouble with those hard to remove barnacles?...why not try our revolutionary ACME Big Bertha(tm) system, now with patented @rse grippa technology..."
Abbott's latest policy to slow the boats down whilst combating the obesity epidemic has drawn sharp criticism from indian ocean dolphins
"...... Drive her up onto the Slip Ahab , I've got the heavy duty roller sorted mate"
Time to call it !
Whilst I really like the 'wrongness' of Elmo's 'bike rack' comment, thepup's 'heavy duty roller' spray and Waterloo's 'whale watching' commentary, I would hate to think of my Aunty discovering this pic of her on Seabreeze and those nasty things you all said about her. 
So I award the prize to Carantoc for turning a caption into a political headline worthy of discussion on Q&A. 
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Pics like this prove to our wives and girls that we only spend all day on Seabreeze for the articles. 
Thanks for all the entries and I hope the wind blows everyone's way for the rest of summer.
Over to you Carantoc !
