Always keen to test his theory of water displacement, the astute Captain Archimedes new that by throwing Bertha over board,
...he just might be able to re-float the boat.
THE NEW 2013 BAR CRUSHER MAINTAINS ITS' EXCEPTIONAL STABILITY BY UTILISING A PATENTED BOW WEIGHTING FEATURE
The starving crew of the Natalia were taken to hospital after a fight broke out over 'disappearing' rations.
"Having trouble with those hard to remove barnacles?...why not try our revolutionary ACME Big Bertha(tm) system, now with patented @rse grippa technology..."
Abbott's latest policy to slow the boats down whilst combating the obesity epidemic has drawn sharp criticism from indian ocean dolphins
Time to call it !
Whilst I really like the 'wrongness' of Elmo's 'bike rack' comment, thepup's 'heavy duty roller' spray and Waterloo's 'whale watching' commentary, I would hate to think of my Aunty discovering this pic of her on Seabreeze and those nasty things you all said about her.
So I award the prize to Carantoc for turning a caption into a political headline worthy of discussion on Q&A. .
Pics like this prove to our wives and girls that we only spend all day on Seabreeze for the articles.
Thanks for all the entries and I hope the wind blows everyone's way for the rest of summer.
Over to you Carantoc !