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CC289

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Created by Stuthepirate > 9 months ago, 25 Apr 2013
Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:35AM
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Not sure if this has been used before, but good luck...



Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:12AM
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Stewie volunteered for whale rescue training, but when he saw the calibre of the other volunteers, he volunteered to be the whale...



After removing nearby sharp objects, such as shells, attempt to place the whale on its belly.


Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
25 Apr 2013 1:45PM
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Elvis lives!
That guys in for sure.

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
25 Apr 2013 1:48PM
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Stevo thought it felt funny when he sat down. He never noticed, but apparently he was sitting on their friend Samantha.

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
25 Apr 2013 2:44PM
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I think we'll have to wait for high tide and float him off!

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
25 Apr 2013 5:23PM
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"...at Ikea we stress test all our furniture..."

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
25 Apr 2013 4:25PM
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What fat guy?

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
25 Apr 2013 4:33PM
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Its ANZAC Day, and you WILL go to the ANZAC service!




decrepit
WA, 12466 posts
25 Apr 2013 7:31PM
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This is one pic that really does need a kite attached, about 25metre should do it.

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:34PM
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Get up fatty

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:35PM
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Save the whales.

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:41PM
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OMG, he split his pants!

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:45PM
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"I hope I don't see his weiner'

"I doubt it, all I can see here is fat, I can't even see his arse crack"


Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:47PM
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"Why do skinny chicks keep hassling me?"

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
25 Apr 2013 8:00PM
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Hey buddy, cough up our beachball or we steal your esky.

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
25 Apr 2013 8:02PM
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Jacko used to take his sisters to the beach in case the icecream van came around and he couldn't make it in time.

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
25 Apr 2013 8:04PM
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After attending a dating workshop, Trev had no problem attracting women and always had them hanging off him.



theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:10PM
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C'MON theDoctor LETS GO FOR A SWIM...!!!!

FormulaNova
WA, 14922 posts
25 Apr 2013 9:15PM
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The most difficult thing about being a Sumo wrestler is all the groupies that hang off you.


hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:46PM
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"Come on KOTP lets go, one more up the dune and back
and for god sake tuck in your a$$ crack"



Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
25 Apr 2013 11:49PM
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Johnno took his work seriously and wasn't about to give up his World Title in Musical Chairs that easily



Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
26 Apr 2013 2:34AM
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Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
26 Apr 2013 7:43AM
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Mr. No-one said...
Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.

^
^
^.......ahh, alright then! but this time I get to go on top!

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
26 Apr 2013 8:47AM
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It's times like these when the added propulsion from a couple of farts makes the job just that extra bit easier.

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
26 Apr 2013 9:58AM
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Although thankful to still be alive after that tragic explosion in the Antarctic tore his body to within an inch of his life, Hubert couldn't help but wonder what might have been if the doctors had access to something other than an elephant seal as a donor...

wave knave
306 posts
26 Apr 2013 10:42AM
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come on poor relative, seabreeze needs you!
youre never going to get as many posts as mark_australia by sitting there!

climber
NSW, 1125 posts
26 Apr 2013 2:02PM
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Mobydisc said...
OMG, he split his pants!


ohhhhhhh you said split....geez it thought you said sh...

Mark _australia
WA, 22890 posts
26 Apr 2013 1:52PM
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wave knave said...



come on poor relative, seabreeze needs you!
youre never going to get as many posts as mark_australia by sitting there!




and I am way behind 62mac and doggie in posts, cos I spend too much time with girls like those two.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
26 Apr 2013 6:49PM
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^^^^I thought that was you...lol

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
26 Apr 2013 11:33PM
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Bondalucci said...
Mr. No-one said...
Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.

^
^
^.......ahh, alright then! but this time I get to go on top!



Nice one, we'll call it a Team Bondy effort, I've got the same name.

Also has anyone noticed disappearing green thumbs lately? Thumbs up I've given and seen are gone and have for a few CC lately, could someone be handing out red thumbs to win a CC, I know this is a prestigious event with rumours of some taking humour enhancing drugs but red thumbs?

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
27 Apr 2013 8:40AM
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Mr. No-one said...
Bondalucci said...
Mr. No-one said...
Again? But girls, we just had sex 5 minutes ago.

^
^
^.......ahh, alright then! but this time I get to go on top!



Nice one, we'll call it a Team Bondy effort, I've got the same name.

Also has anyone noticed disappearing green thumbs lately? Thumbs up I've given and seen are gone and have for a few CC lately, could someone be handing out red thumbs to win a CC, I know this is a prestigious event with rumours of some taking humour enhancing drugs but red thumbs?


Could be a consequence of my post - "The First Caption Comp - Red Thumb Mania"!



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