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Cap Comp #296

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Created by NotWal > 9 months ago, 23 Jun 2013
NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
24 Jun 2013 1:56AM
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Cow in Trouble ?!
I don't know if we've seen this before. Let me know if we have and I'll post another.

terminal
1421 posts
24 Jun 2013 4:27AM
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terminal
1421 posts
24 Jun 2013 4:41AM
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Ok I just need a few details for your arrest sheet.

"Name?"

"Buttercup"

elmo
WA, 8732 posts
24 Jun 2013 7:04AM
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Failed Nursie impersonator

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
24 Jun 2013 9:11AM
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Got Milk

LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
24 Jun 2013 10:01AM
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Ok Buttercup, we are going to run a small test to see if you are permeate free.

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
24 Jun 2013 1:28PM
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My underpants fit like a glove.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
24 Jun 2013 3:13PM
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C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!

PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
24 Jun 2013 3:25PM
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sausage said..

C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!


Not me, I let some udder person do the cheesy puns...

Mark _australia
WA, 22414 posts
24 Jun 2013 1:26PM
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lotofwind said..


"Now why is it OK when SHE does it, but it when I DRESS UP IT IS WEIIRRRD and I get arrested?????
Answer me that huh?? Well Lotofwind will come bail me out of here anyway cos he will miss me, he has nothing else in life. When he gets here you cops will be sorry, you'll see..."

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
24 Jun 2013 3:29PM
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^^^Ha ha ha,,,,,but that was udderly ridiculous.

decrepit
WA, 12161 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:36PM
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Warning!!! Don't fall for the online cure for penis envy, look what happened to me.

Carantoc
WA, 6666 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:43PM
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How now brown cow ?

Carantoc
WA, 6666 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:47PM
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Later on Today Tonight we reveal how Coles manages to sell milk for $2

Carantoc
WA, 6666 posts
24 Jun 2013 6:50PM
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After Kevin Rudd failed to challenge the ALP's last hope was to install Moe as PM

Stuthepirate
SA, 3589 posts
24 Jun 2013 8:22PM
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Black Angus

Mark _australia
WA, 22414 posts
24 Jun 2013 7:12PM
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I not a cow y'all .......... I'm a bull with 4 d1cks.

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
24 Jun 2013 11:30PM
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#aflfootyshow #traceygrimshaw........run for cover!

Windxtasy
WA, 4014 posts
24 Jun 2013 10:44PM
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Where chocolate milk comes from:


hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
25 Jun 2013 12:41PM
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^^ lm not going to ask about strawberry flavour then

Al Planet
TAS, 1546 posts
25 Jun 2013 4:24PM
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STONER DRUG MULE

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
25 Jun 2013 5:47PM
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Stuthepirate said..
Black Angus


You mean black Agnes.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
25 Jun 2013 5:50PM
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Hey man!.. I don't usually dress like dis but it helps keep da cows calm when I do da artificial insemintion program.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
25 Jun 2013 5:52PM
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I even got an offer from da bull I did.
Tempting too it was.
I nearly tookim up on it.

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
25 Jun 2013 8:56PM
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"I can't wait until Seabreeze gets the fishing forum and I can ditch this cowmouflage..."

Stuthepirate
SA, 3589 posts
25 Jun 2013 8:42PM
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Ain't nobody got time for that

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
25 Jun 2013 9:16PM
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It turns out that the little dog did not laugh to see such sport...he was an undercover cop...

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
25 Jun 2013 10:04PM
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Daisy Hasslehoof was finally knicked after her flagrant disregard for the speed limit at West Kirby...

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
26 Jun 2013 2:56PM
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Lotofwind found Brokeback Mountain so appealing that he decided he would run away to be a cowboy.

Windxtasy
WA, 4014 posts
26 Jun 2013 2:31PM
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Cow in Trouble

Caught with 15kg of grass, claiming it was for personal use...



PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
27 Jun 2013 10:46AM
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Police- "Yeah, we found this one wandering around Central Park at 3 am. Says her name is Daisy. I said jump in the car it's cold out. She said, "You're not bloody wrong, I'm f#@king friesian".




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