Cow in Trouble ?!
I don't know if we've seen this before. Let me know if we have and I'll post another.
C'mon - I'm waiting for someone to do an udder pun!
Not me, I let some udder person do the cheesy puns...
"Now why is it OK when SHE does it, but it when I DRESS UP IT IS WEIIRRRD and I get arrested?????
Answer me that huh?? Well Lotofwind will come bail me out of here anyway cos he will miss me, he has nothing else in life. When he gets here you cops will be sorry, you'll see..."
Hey man!.. I don't usually dress like dis but it helps keep da cows calm when I do da artificial insemintion program.
Daisy Hasslehoof was finally knicked after her flagrant disregard for the speed limit at West Kirby...
Police- "Yeah, we found this one wandering around Central Park at 3 am. Says her name is Daisy. I said jump in the car it's cold out. She said, "You're not bloody wrong, I'm f#@king friesian".