Every year it becomes even harder to round up the perfect frauleins to service the beer halls for Octoberfest
"SCHNELL!" the quicker we get them chained up the quicker we can recycle the scrap metal from this tank to make kitchen sinks
31 October 2013
At a joint press conference today PM Tony Abbott and QANTAS CEO Alan Joyce hail the success of Work Choices in quickly resolving the air hosties dispute.....
First bloke by the tank to the second bloke by the tank.
"They don't look Jewish to me"
Auditions for the latest stupid reality TV show...
"Rural Farmer Conscripted Into The German Army Wants a Wife Who Has Already Lost Weight On The Biggest Loser and Then Been In Beauty and The Geek"
The Third Reich had no idea how the bazookas were being smuggled into the P.O.W. camps.
Volunteer numbers skyrocketed the day the "Action From the Front Line" photos were released.
"These Euros wouldn't know what to do with us even if we had instructions tattoed on our..."
Achtung!!! Vee said NOT in between zee flags in swimming area!!!!
(Is is just me or does the blonde look like a cross between Jessica Marais and Samara Weaving? Oh geez..... 
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Finally Hitler realised that the secret to defeating the Allies was not guns and ammunition, but push up bras and low cut tops.
Fuel rationing in WWII resulted in some of the soldiers harnessing 'bimbo power'. They could pull a tank all day, but unfortunately they would often wander off in different directions.
armed with a lethal strain of Gonorrhea, the ladies from Battalion 69, 1st Mounted Division, codename IUD, formed an impregnable defense on the Western Front....
it was his penchant for desert vixen's that earned Rommel the title Desert Fox...
Now we have them Fritz, what do we do with them ?
I don't know Marx, maybe we need to check out the 'Equipment tips and settings forum' for some handy hints
Good idea Fritz
Darn it Marx, there isn't one
