" Umm, err, ummm (looking up) ...... Super burger, extra cheese, extra meat, three mega fries and a diet Coke please Dexter..."
.....and in tonights episode of "Where are they now?", we check in on everyone's favourite 40 year old midget,
..... Gary "Arnold Jackson" Coleman.
Tubbs uses his ventriloquist puppet Mr McMac to scare small children into proper eating habits.
<Attenborough sotto voce>
Once a burger gets to a critical size it starts to argue. Then having established its authority it becomes a nag and you're stuck with it forever.
Here we see a fat man, a typical predator of the burger, caught in the very moment of attack by a clever syllogism. I don't give much for his chances.
"mmmmmm think I'll have a burger for entree, followed by 1/2 a shark and two hundred bucks worth of chips..."
Some good quips coming in from all sorts of angles so far. As judge, I've had a few chuckles over the following in particular.
-Notwals Attenborough-esk notion that the burger is perhaps the predator,
-Rush's "Pig Fat Thick Shake" as the beverage of choice to accompany the burger,
-Leroy ditching the kids by piffing them a pickle, so he could be alone with his burger,
-Sailpilots observation that a fly on the burger might not actually be enough to deter the Big Guy,
-and of course the Junior McFatty Burger and Hungry McFats from Sausage and Stribo.
-The F--- Jenny, got a lot of thumbs up, but I don't get it. (is it a WA thing?) Please Explain!
- and of course Elmo's cut to the chase "Introducing the Fat Bast@rd Burger"
Will call it soon if responses die off.
With a colonic irrigation the next day Bubba thought he would give them a bit of a challenge
<Agent Fat Bastard to burger phone>
I think they burned me Chief. They're taking photos.
Ooops! ate my phone.
Still there Chief?
You wont believe this ....
Mass murderer, Leroy George Washington Roosevelt (the 10th) commences his requested last meal, thus staying his execution by 5 days.
(2 days to eat it and 3 to pass it)
Snap...
snap...
Every second, some fat bastard dies from eating too much.
snap, there goes another one.
snap, and another.
whispers in burgers ear " ok this time i will let you go, but if you ever come here again you are in deeep sh17."
the water is for lubrication only. Later Otis will throw it up thus freeing up space for more massive burgers.
