Something which appeals to all our hearts
This is to be an Educational CC
This one I'm looking for the The best excuse to skive of work to go sailing
That graph just about makes me cry because I sprained my ankle coming off the water in Lano yesterday.
How about
"Can't come in to work because I've sprained my ankle...
read: have to get a lightweight waterproof cast made up so I can get out there again!"
"Look, I'm really sorry boss, but I won't be in today...... I'm sick."
Boss: "How sick are you?"
"....Well,..... I'm in bed with my sister!"
sorry, but theres a week long trial to reduce my depression. doctor said i should be fine on sunday but that i may need to take next week and the following couple off too. its for my mental health
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Sorry boss, can't come in to work this week.
There's been a family tragedy...
5 family members killed in an accident...
To give each one a proper send off each has a separate funeral, one each afternoon this week.
Scattering their ashes on the river... the family's favourite spot.
(that should cover it just in case anyone sees me down at the river he he)
me : hi boss, yeah, don't think i can make it to work anymore.
boss: blah blah blah blah blah
me : yeah, elmo posted the WA wind graph on seabreeze so i'm going to go kill myself.
boss : blah blah blah blah.
me: oh, he's a furry puppet on seabreeze
This is what I actually say: "I'm sorry I'm going to have to cancel our appointment something really important has come up for me, which I need to do, I've got my diary right here in front of me, lets see if we can find another appointment time that suits you!"
Sorry boss I can't come in.....this guy called Huey shot me with a red arrow and the doctor said I need to go to rehab centre........ yeah it's um... down by the beach
The Prime Minister
Canberra
Dear Kev,
Just a quick note to let you know that I'll pretend to look for work and drop off my unemployment forms to Centrelink next week. This week I'm busy.
Dear boss,
I quit. I'm going back to Uni since I'll then have all of December and January off every year. I'll graduate in 10-15 years. See ya.
PS- I'm applying to Edith Cowan Joondalup campus 'cos that's a short drive to the beach, and the University of Western Australia Business School 'cos that's a 1 minute walk to Pelican Point
Doesnt matter what kind of sickness. Just make sure you put "suffering from severe!" in front of it,,,,,
To boss: "if you can find a village without an idiot, you got yourself a job".
Of course, that'll get you more than a couple of outings...
Hello boss...you remember the work Christmas Party?...well it seems I have developed a very bad case of the clap...I could come to work this week and suggest, at the staff meetings, that you get yourself checked out, or I could stay home for the week until it clears...what's that?...oh OK then I'll take your advice and stay home...
I was hoping to get some good ammo for when I get back to work in Feb, but alas, so I'm Calling it
Notwall step up to the plate
Bondi, so wrong, but so funny
