Not quite fluent in English, and their understanding of science a little bit sketchy, these two hatched a very cunning plan to catch iron men while holidaying on the Gold Coast.
Watch out Grant Kenny!
You want polar explorers? We the ones for you.
The real reason for the failure of Scott's Antarctic expedition.
Two Japanese fans get ready for the arrival of Bruno - having completely missed the point of Borat (Bawlat?)
Unable to invade more countries since world war II, the clever Japanese now plan to steal pieces of the world from a distance, its rumoured they are trying for Queenslands Magnetic Island first.
"umm, nagiri san",
"yes,sashimi san?"
"i think i see a hidden camera in our bedroom!"
Shinjo, make sure you don't get too aroused in these new outfits, 'cause you might literally "pull your head off"!!!
Oy! Gidget!....
Unlike you, we're sick of looking at these 2 mates of yours!
"TIME"
The original photo for Laurie's "Spot the Kiter" contest had to be discarded -- it was just too easy
Willy wins easy
now what will Gidget do when the very best entry by far was AFTER people said "time to call it"
Hmmmmmmm
Thats 'cos you haven't been outside for a few months, Willy! (bloody newlyweds!!)
Your Majesties, Caption Comp #118 Laureate, Your Royal Highnesses, Excellencies, ladies and gentlemen,
This award must be viewed in the light of the prevailing situation in the world: rock singers turning politician, the randomness of yellow boardies with red polka dots, Tony Abbott and his virginity pronouncements, Prince Harry falling from his polo pony, and Corey Worthington headhunted by Hollywood to play a teenage deadbeat dropout.
The question was actually quite simple. Who has done most for humour in the past fortnight? I am to award the Caption Comp # 118 Prize to the person who, during this last week shall have done the most or the best work "for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of tragedians and for the holding and promotion of humour alliances". And that has not been an easy choice, given the shining brilliance of all who have contributed. Because of the toughness of the decision sought, the vote went to a tribunal of friends, to reach consensus, the clincher line being “the harness hook was to be a belly button piercing”!
For a winner there must be. From the very first moment of his repartee, Graceman has been trying to create a more satirical climate which can help reverse the present trend.
Graceman has achieved a great deal. Multilateral jocoseness has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the forums can play.
We congratulate this week’s Laureate, Graceman, on what he has already achieved, and wish him every possible success in his continuing efforts for a more waggish world.
May you receive the help you truly deserve!
