After the gulf war, Randy returned home with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. The effects were immediately obvious to all who knew him.........
She's a big hipter momma
She got fat legs
Just like a walkin on
Soft boiled eggs.
Arlo.
After thirty years of conservatively promoting his movies, Steven Spielberg lets loose at the opening of his latest masterpiece Close Encounters of the Trailer Park Kind
Training for North Queensland windsurfers:- try riding in boardies only with lots of ripples and bumps and just a puff of wind out back.
doctor suzuki accidently went to the "take away hot dogs party" in downtown vancouver.
Damn! I new I should've released the vent screw before I left her in the back of me van on that hot afternoon!!
The Year - 2030 :
......although the passage of time had taken it's toll and perhaps the years had not been kind,
.....there was no way David and Pamela were gonna miss the
"Where are they now - Bay Watch Reunion Party"
Wait till riciefish gets a hold of this ;-)
mmm which one is the stripper...........
After years of dating and marrying supermodel-like women, Salman Rusdie finally met the woman of his dreams!!!
Kiter Kev could play with BOTH of his inflatable toys at once ! Sometimes, however, Kev would over inflate one. He just didnt know when to stop pumping !
Being the CEO of a large American bank is a position of enormous responsibility and only the best and brightest people need apply for this underpaid and undervalued work.....
......but, hey, the parties are pretty good!
And they're making their way to the barriers for the annual waddler's cup. There is some nervous tension evident in these thoroughbreds. They can barely contain their eagerness as they nervously quiver and tremble and not quite prance and shake like jelly.... mmmmmm.....jelly.
Ample Doris has dug in and the jocky has resorted to the whip. Doris is loving it. She's not going anywhere. Yes I think this is a job for the stewards. Here they come now with a cheese cake. Yes she's relented.
They're in the barriers ....
Oh well, I might as well add one. Here we go then.
"OK I'm ready for take off. Someone light up the exhaust."
yee haa
there is nothin better than riding colonel sanders granddaughter.
(the bloke on the left is about to ride mister mcdonalds niece.)
