(I also think we had this one a while ago)
Jesus always had an unfair advantage in the ancient running of the bulls
With PETA having won the international right to let animals compete with humans at sporting events, Daisy was disappointed with her eighth place in the steeple chase at the Delhi Games.
On-the-spot testing for so-called "gender cheats" was becoming commonplace
..."Yep, this one's a girl, all right"
PAPER HEADLINE
"Richiefishes" releases his 2000 range sending fans into chaos!@!!!!!
They already had plenty of potential referees for bikini grid iron .......... but applications just went up another 300%
Greta was sacked from the new gameshow "Wedgie Wars" after she got the whole concept arse-about
The concept would have been successful - if only the blokes didn't do the cheerleading at halftime.
(runner) gee those windsurfers weren't kinding when they said they would get me back for dropping in on them....
(bull) HA drop in on THIS[}:)][}:)][}:)]
