im really impressed that Da vinci almost got the wallpaper to match the doctor's avatar background
"And the Lord spake unto his disciples, even using careful hand gestures to explain how a board can have continuous rocker with flex at the ends, AND a single concave the size of a dinner plate in the middle. The disciples were aghast, and angrily denied the existence, let alone performance characteristics of such a shape."
"It's only a standup paddle board ! I had a quick ride down in Galilee !.. you blokes make it out like its a crucifiable offence!"
Unfortunately, Rapter Jesus made poor choices for his Disciples, who could neither read nor write... his teachings were forgotten and replaced with stuff any hippy could think up... Leading to 2000 years of disease, famine and war... In hindsight Rapter Jesus figured he should have visited China, or Greece..
Some of you might enjoy this "comedic" piece about religion!
PS: Don't watch this video if you are offended by profanities (just a few).
Once again, due to arguing and disagreement, J.C. had to "miracle up" some cash for the resturant bill.
The big J: Look, Flip, for the final time! I DON'T KNOW when the chicks are arriving! Ask my father!
Please Mark will you again show these two amatuers on my left how to pick it properly
I've always wondered why no one is sitting on the other side of the table!
PS: Or are they all watching the footie on the big screen at the bottom of the picture
You will notice the big "W" that out lines Jesus at the centre, this is an obvious attempt to win a prize on the Western Front>
Jesus: " Man, I'm so wasted right now, I'm not doing that again! "
And who's the short arse on the chair that Green Leaders looking at?
We always sit on the same side of the table to.
I'll award:
Victory to Prawnhead for :
"It's only a standup paddle board ! I had a quick ride down in Galilee !.. you blokes make it out like its a crucifiable offence!"
For getting references to watersports, the original source and being rude about somebody, but not offending any Christians.
Reserve Champion to rohjar for
"And the Lord spake unto his disciples, even using careful hand gestures to explain how a board can have continuous rocker with flex at the ends, AND a single concave the size of a dinner plate in the middle. The disciples were aghast, and angrily denied the existence, let alone performance characteristics of such a shape."
Special Commendation to Windxtasy for
WWA end of season party.
Tired of the loaves and fishes trick, the disciples badger Jesus to turn more water into wine
Unfortunately I am not sure everybody there were WWA members, maybe some are just West Australian wanna-bes]
and Commendation to Bender for a flatulance gag (always a winner)
Edit
Ritchiefish - late entry not considered
thanks carantoc....even if i am a dirty stinking surfer /(gasp) kiter..have to occasionally look at the windsurfing forums for a little bit of intellectual stimulation...i promise to stop wearing boardshorts over my wetsuit this winter!!
please send the prize money to..............
cheers
