"hey Vlad, you coming out to The Cave tonight, the place is rockin'?"
"nah, I think I"ll wing it!"
There was a huge commotion when DC Comics released the new tool for the Batman utility belt in this years show bag
Next Neil Pryde ad campaign:
"Come on baby give it a try, it is relatively constant curve"
One time!
I come home from the pub with lipstick on my collar one time and the wife glues it to my belly.
Now i gotta piss upside down
Darren's fetishes were getting wierder. His wife Diedre had always tolerated his love of small animals, but when he started nailing their feet to the roof, she lay down the ultimatum; "It's them or me".
A couple of six in nails in Dierdre's feet had her wishing she'd worded the ultimatum more carefully
It is only recently that scientists have discovered just how the horses are contracting Hendra virus...
I always thought batman was named for his cape,
Now I realise it's the extraordinary thing he can do with his feet!!!!!
Dude, is that a new kite trick you're learning ?
Hey Man, this what I call the mega dingle dangle with the mega dangling dingle
Dude, that is such a cool trick, can you teach me
No way you can do this Man, you need balls for this trick
After hearing of Australia's dismal performance with the bat in Cape Town, Ferdy grabs his bat and ball and prepares to fly to South Africa.
New Zealand oil disaster!
Kiter Joe felt in the oil polluted water and tangled himself in his kite, the rescuers hung him to dry before cleaning the oil stuck to his body!
There was a second of confusion and his head was going to throb for another couple of hours as Daryll got lost in the moment and forgot all about gravity when he went for the two hander footer .
