(sung) "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate".
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If it wasn't for photoshop Minky's political career as head of the Devout Abstinence Party would have been over...
Whilst the realistic quality of blow up dolls was getting better with each Sexpo trade fair, the advertising slogans weren't really keeping up
The new Mrs Flipper had a shock when she met Flipper's Mum at her wedding reception.
'God gave you two hands and a mouth. Make sure you look after my boy now'
" if you have flippers appeal in one hand and KOP bald head in
the other you would have enough manure to fertilize a continent "
The joint venture between the Fred Nile Foundation and the National Sperm Bank was doomed for failure from the start...
....and now you've entered the tv series "the biggest masturbater" there will also be no "bashing the bishop" "boxing the jesuit" "pulling the pope's cap off" "polishing the lighthouse" or "bleeding the lizard" OK?
It's over a week now. This one should be called Carantoc.
(and let the nice lady get back to her campaigning)
Yeah just call it and bring on #221.
It has been a week, I am hanging for a pull and this lady is putting me off.
Sorry, been away.
I think Albers takes the popular vote with his oval oriface, but unfortunatley that ain't Moniker, so the win goes to Waterloo, mainly because I think that may have been an actual kiter sign-on day somewhere south of Perth.
