Its harder to find caption type photos than I thought, but here's one I think has possibilities.
Paddy thought the dismemberment punishment was a bit harsh, especially when his side was willing to help
"For Christ sake Paddy, hold still! Have you tried 'em with the tounge out?"
Paddy replies, "Yes, and they're still too bloody tight!"
Some Countries are less tolerant of people who where boardshorts over thier wetsuits.
The roving Bellybutton Fluff Enforcement Units conduct random searches
(PS must be an interesting protest if Eminem and Keith Teboul are there)
The Citizens Rally Against Chiropractor Kooks (CRACK) was definitely not going to plan...
Elmo's "Things I learned the hard way #217".
1. Always check the label of ointment before application.
2. Never store Superglue with your haemorrhoid cream.
3. Wear underpants.
After spending several hours getting Helmut's green and White Cabrinha out of a nearby tree, the local crew where quite upset when the promised sixpack of Heineken was not forthcoming. This was one euro tourist they weren't going to let get away with it
The windsurfing fraternity will stop at nothing to prevent another one crossing over to kiting.
The fashion police had repeatedly warned Rodney, that acid wash denim was soooo last season.
Failing to heed their warnings, the FP took actions into their own hands.
Looking at the safety gear, it seems to be much more dangerous on the pants side
"- When do we want him ?"
"- Noooooow !"
"- Where do we want him ?"
"- Heeeeere ... and there..... ooops"
If you can't think of anything to charge him with, rip of his pants and charge him with indecency.
A good time to call it I think.
WindXtasy was my runner up but I LOL at Zachery's which fitted well with the ''They may get your body Paddy, but I wont let them get your head!' grip.
So Zachery, the batten passes to you.
Original rules from whomever started it call for most green thumbs (= Richiefish or Bristol).
Just mentioning it, that's all.
Zachery, I reckon just take it
