PAMPLONA GAZETTE
Cheers turned to tragedy today after Manuel's fearless attempt to jump 6 babies on a blanket went horrbly wrong. Organisers of the event forgot to inform participants and onlookers that the "Running of the Bulls" was scheduled in for the same day.
Police Chief - "It was pretty grim, with scenes reminiscent of La Tomatina"
Mr Gonzalez reaction wasn't overly surprising when he found out his wife was having another sextuplets...
Parents reported counting sheep jumping over a style was no longer working, so the sleep committee set up some experiments, this wasn't one of their better ideas.
Bloody kitesurfers don't care how close they are to bystanders and kids, as long as there is an audience....
Hey Gringos look it iz zee Mexican Superman - Faster zan zee speeding bullet, more powerful zan zee locomotive, able to leap six...oops make zat three children in a single bound..
Another tabloid article - Elvis IS alive, spreads legs and drops sextuplets.
Perfectly believeable
Politicians that kiss babies having nothing......I leap them in a single bound for votes
After jumping the "shark"...The producers of Happy Days...
Got the Fonz to do one more stunt...
Alas it was to late "jumping the shark" had already entered main stream vocabulary.
Bloke in black suit - "meh, back in my days we use to jump 9 babies, but we called it hurdling. We used to have to practice every day and we did this by hudling over the fence between the onion patch and the turnip patch. Roberto's mother used to make a fantastic turnip soup, it was great when the days got cold and the seasons were changing. I remember one winter when all the leaves on next doors sycamore tree fell in the one afternoon. It was my job to rake them up back then but that day we didn't have a rake. We'd lent it to the Tremboles three doors down. They were in the midst of moving to Barcelona, nobody used to move to barcelona back then because of the high unemployment rate. Nobody could get a job there so evryone was moving out to the west which iss where i went fishing and caught my first fish when i was you're age. It wasn't much but i had fun reeling it in on my line that i made with a stick and a used applecore. Applecore were a good sorce for may things in those days, we used them as cap bombs fro catching birds, bait for rabbits. Sometime we'd remove the pips and set them in a mucus to make jewellery for our mothers for mothers day. My mother worked tirelessly with me and my 3 brothers, i remember one day...
Rodriguez los Palermas performed this feat many times.
That is, until they put fluoride in the waters, and then - no more children. So sad day in Mehico
Winner of Mexico's Got Talent 2012 Juan Pablo Martinez demonstrates the basic step-over to a crowd of Break-dancing-on-Babies fans.
The impersonators in Mexico didn't quite get the translation......
Man in suit with crossed arms- "Pfftttt, you call that baby jumping?? Back in my day we'd jump 18 sets of octuptlets barefoot and backwards. And we didn't need a p00fy yellow suit either..."
Not wanting to risk damaging the competitors expensive jumping suits (equal to a years salary) the village organizers use the softest things available in case of a slip or fall at the yearly long jump contest.
The yellow wiggle has fallen on hard times resorting to earning a living anyway he can.
The Gringo's got my baaaby.............................Evil (the Kenevil) Angels 2 out in cinemas soon.
Uncensored magazine edition 28 preview
'Exclusive proof that earthing the body is a conspiracy. Ony we have the pictures of how the illuminati avoiding touching the polluted planet by levitating over the best resisitor know to man - central american babies'
This week on mythbusters - Jamie checks out the Mexican myth that six babies snoring can alter gravity
As the Spanish debt crisis deepended buskers would resort to anything to entertain the queues at the dole office
At the 2012 London Olympics baby jumping was introduced as a demonstration sport. It will be a full participation sport at 2016 in Rio De Janerio. The Brazillian hosts are hot favorites.
Hi,
I am new to this forum.I am looking for jobs in Australia particularly in Perth.
I want to know how is the java baby jumpin' job market in perth.
Are there plenty of companies there which develop applications in Java J2EE Leaping BABY-EE.
I am currently in India and have got my skill assessed from ACS.
I would like to shift soon to Perth.
Can any one help in this regard?
Does any one has consultant number so that i can enquire about it...
Reminds me of every conversation I ever had with a mate's dad...
