I decided to dip into my own archive of photos and pulled out this little gem from a few years ago.
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"Remember son, safety first, so look away when you re-join the power line"
"Say it ain't so boy, or I swear, you'll never see the light of day again !"
"OK,OK, sorry dad !
I take it back!
You are not a kiter!"
Being present at a birth was overwhelming for any new Dad - but Dave's wife really was a big woman
From the Life & Times of Craig Thomson: "I started digging holes for myself at any early age".
Chris' first inverted handlepass twisty dangly thing at age 10 ended
in a sore head but he can be congratulated on his urge to try again
The human toilet brush is still one of the best ways to get rid of skid marks from a pit toilet.
Didn't I promise you your own 10 metre diving board for your bithday?
OK - open your eyes when I let go.
I said NO you can't play with Granddad.
We've dug him up twice today already, get out of the grave and do your homework.
An example of poor planting technique. It is important that the whole of the trunk is above ground level when the soil is filled in, otherwise collar rot will occur.
Kids do have their uses.
Now make sure you find my wedding ring or you won't get any icecream tonight!
Righto dad, i can feel the leak coming from the gas pipe.
Lower, lower, i can't quite see it.
Wait, i'll get my lighter.
Click, Click...
if you keep digging you'll get to china
"yea, lets go"
young billy didnt quite get his dads sarcasm
Hello Chris?
Bastards the name, Right Bastard. Child care services
I'm just inquiring about some photos that have been put up on a sociall media site.
Yes, yes, thats the one.
Ok, we here hold grave concerns in regards to the welfare of your children.
After reviewing this photo personally, i was absoblutely shocked to see that someone is wearing black dragon double pluggas?
Seriously, and you call yourself a fit father?
Quick Dude, pull the kid out
Man, I told you side-launching on a public beach was irresponsible
Dude, it was going fine until, whooosh
Whilst deemed inhumane and shunned by child protection services, the human jackhammer has proved surprisingly effective and popular. This model, the Little Timmy 200, is a firm favourite with many owner-builders on a budget. For harder, more compact ground, you may need a teenager or more robust child.
Hmmm... Nope, I guess he's not mine after all. I can't see "ANDY" written anywhere.
