there there son , maybe one day they might let windsurfing back into the olmypics and you too can get involved in a boring format .
Birth of a cabbage patch kid, I was going to say a vegetable but that would be inappropriate, so I won't.
it's ok son , being a windsurfer i understand you can draw silly little yellow pants but can't handle a little harmless jab back . One day you'll grow into a man and realise there is more to this world than a red thumb .
"honey this 6 year old is too big, grab me the number 4 would you mabe we can use the 6 as an extension"
Following the storms in Rockingham Chris and Chris jnr, franchisees of Jim's Hangi Service, reported a 300% increase in business
frantic blues supporters sacrifice children to help win the third state of origin! 
Whenever I misbehaved, my father would bury me. It was only up to my middle, but you get dizzy when all the blood rushes to your head.
Mark_australia demonstrates his fool-proof and simple method of separating a stuck mast.
1) Dig a hole equal to 1.5 times the length of a mast
2) Insert small child into base of hole
3) ....
Out of those maxed out with green thumbs I have to go with LeStef as the winner, I can see my mate and his son going out to the farm one day and trying it. Plus he had a good laugh at that one when I showed him the comp.
Thanks Chris,
ask your friend to send us some photos when he tries it on his farm !
.
A message from the anonymous parent in the photo 
Hey Chris, good choice for winner and for the exact right reason. We are currently building a cannon to attempt such a world record. Ha ha. Some excellent captions. Everyone would be happy to know Lachlan has grown up and he now lowers me down the hole.
I like Mark_Australia:
I said NO you can't play with Granddad.
We've dug him up twice today already, get out of the grave and do your homework.
Very clever Bender:
Some of Hardies counciling treatments were a bit out there but he got results much to his industry peers surprise.
But my favourite of all is:
PhilSWR:
Whilst deemed inhumane and shunned by child protection services, the human jackhammer has proved surprisingly effective and popular. This model, the Little Timmy 200, is a firm favourite with many owner-builders on a budget. For harder, more compact ground, you may need a teenager or more robust child.
It reminds me of Tim Allen on Tool Time revealing a new digging tool.
