No slander, defamation, lies, insinuations or other illegal or immoral comments please. Remember one is the ruler of the nation, the other is the Queen
You look like you're still suffering from that annus horribilis chook - I can buy you a cream for that.
Well maam, there's only one difference between what you've got and what I've got. Your's start with an m and mine start with a b.
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The reserved smile fooled no-one, as the Queen spots several short golden hairs wedged firmly between her teeth- the corgi mystery was finally solved.
"Yes your highness thats right ,after i fill all my mines with foreign workers,
take over Fairfax and send all there jobs off shore while hoodwinking the
Australian public in to loving me in print,thats when i will make my move
to take over the head of state "
"then i will be Queen my pretty haha haha HaHa HAHA HAHAHAHA"
You could be a good match for my Charles. He's a lovely boy but keeps downgrading his wimmin
"one has heard the term, lip stick on a pig, before..
But surely this must be the first time one has actually seen lip stick, a hat and pearls on a pig..."
"thank ya ma'am but me names geeena not shirley, and I just ate a frikken baby.."
So Lizzy, i'm using your company's model.
Firstly i'll claim some land of some poor unsuspecting indigenous population.
Secondly i'll use cheap imported labour to do all the hard work for me - 1700 roughly.
Then i'll use propaganda techniques to to ensure the masses that this is exactly what they need.
Then i'll have my own empire and crush the rebelion scum.
mmmmwwwwhahahahahaha
After seeing the white dress that made Pippa Middleton's arse so famous at the Royal wedding, Gina thought she'd give it a bash too 
Gina doesn't discriminate which foreigners she hires, so long as theyre not Australians!
"Hello your majesty, yes, I'm still saving up for a male prostitute but still don't have enough to pay one
"
"My dear Gina, you must definitely meet up Clive Palmer, you'd make such a lovely couple!"
Being new to the area the Lady in Red had been invited to Ascot to see some old nags face off against each other.
"So, can I place 10 pounds on the one in white ?" she enquired
"Glad to meet you your Highness. You know, I'd always thought you would be bigger"
"I am always glad to meet with notable people from the colonies, but I'd never imagine anyone was that big"
