How to be a better tube riding dog walker
Now, just imagine a dog leash in the left hand .......
"ladies, here at the wedge health retreat, the full body sand exfoliation and deep colonic irrigation treatment has to be experienced to be believed! 
Meet Margaret. Margaret is 34yo and has just become the newly crowned 2012 World Extreme Musical Statue Champion.
Congratulations Margaret.
Margaret...???
Hmmm,, about 25 feet maybe?
Or should I measure it up the back of the wave,.... let me think now,..
"if only i had a bar in my hands i could jump it, instead of floundering about with this pole"
Shelia knew C'nute could get whatever she wanted.
Once a month it could even command the spring tide to recede
This was her third guide dog she'd lost this year along the same stretch of beach. With hands on hips she pondered whether it was a coincidence or something more sinister was afoot.
