There must be something in here I can change to stop Lotofwind from posting in my windsurfing forums.
Cat- "I really think Doug's not well. He said to me, "if I get this thing going I'll see sh#t loads of pussy". Poor bastard must be going blind too as I'm friggen sitting right here..."
He had attained physical perfection, but for the 17th incarnation of Buddha spiritual enlightenment was still a long way off...
Leave me alone mum, I don't care if I have to rebuild this thing and it takes me all night - I will fap to that camgirl and that's final!
Remember the good old days when you could to sit around in your underwear and fix compluters...No? Must have been just me then.
Abbott and Turnbull release details of the expert advice they had received regarding the design of the Coalition's NBN
"I'm afraid your computer's ****ed mate - or completely ****ed if you hand me that tub of vaseline behind me!"