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Caption Comp #308

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Created by Waterloo > 9 months ago, 19 Sep 2013
Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
19 Sep 2013 7:21PM
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"No, No, cough again son, I'll tell you when you can stop..."

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
19 Sep 2013 7:25PM
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Maddog49
WA, 102 posts
19 Sep 2013 5:34PM
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They are the best dressed eskimos I have ever seen,

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
19 Sep 2013 9:18PM
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The modern day adaptation of "Abbott & Costello" was never quite as funny as the original

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
19 Sep 2013 9:31PM
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"Hey Pete, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!"

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
19 Sep 2013 9:16PM
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albers said..



The modern day adaptation of "Abbott & Costello" was never quite as funny as the original



Depends on your point of view

Windxtasy
WA, 4015 posts
19 Sep 2013 8:38PM
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Wait until the public finds out what we really have in store for them...


elmo
WA, 8767 posts
19 Sep 2013 11:38PM
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Don't worry, we have a cunning plan.....he won't last 3 years as leader, neither will his successor

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
20 Sep 2013 10:06PM
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"Seriously mate, how are we going to repeal their right to vote if you make one of them a Minister???..."


greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
20 Sep 2013 10:27PM
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Pssst Tony,how much for your daughters? hahahahaha





Carantoc
WA, 6967 posts
21 Sep 2013 5:17PM
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ssshh, just remember the routine

What ?

That's right, Who and I don't know

What ?

Yes, What is on second?

Stop.

Stop ? I don't care





(it wasn't funny the first time, but at least it was supposed to be comedy show)

Carantoc
WA, 6967 posts
22 Sep 2013 8:35AM
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Mr Abbott, I can report operation 'make you look not crazy' has been successful.

The 37 agents have returned from the seat of Fairfax and now you are going to appear like a sane moderate at PM's question time.

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
22 Sep 2013 2:36PM
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Before it was Photoshopped:



Carantoc
WA, 6967 posts
22 Sep 2013 5:33PM
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ssssshhhhh

I've got two tickets to One Direction's Take Me Home Tour

Nah, its OK mate, I have my own version of Send Them Home and turn them back in One Direction.

Carantoc
WA, 6967 posts
22 Sep 2013 5:47PM
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Hey Tony, looks like the Dockers are going to go all the way this time.

WHAT ?? Call the Navy, make them stop the boats. Call the lawyers, ban the MUA ..

No, no, no, hang on mate, I meant the ..... oh, never mind.

Carantoc
WA, 6967 posts
22 Sep 2013 6:12PM
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Waterloo said..






"Seriously mate, how are we going to repeal their right to vote if you make one of them a Minister???..."


Nah look its OK, if you get in close and reach like this, then you'll find out she is one of us

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
23 Sep 2013 8:11PM
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"Kiss me kuttut"

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
26 Sep 2013 7:50AM
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Last call for entries, polling booths close at 6:00 pm.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
26 Sep 2013 10:25AM
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Hey Tony, did you hear the Kiwis lost the America's Cup 9-8 after leading 8-1.

Carantoc
WA, 6967 posts
26 Sep 2013 10:00AM
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'Darth Abbott, I bring news from Emperor Howard. All is not well, the rebel alliance stills stands strong here in the senate'

'I am aware of these issues Darth C'tello, but what of the outer reaches of the universe ?'

'Darth Abbott, the south is subdued, the Alliance of Liberated Planets is defeated, wrecked by Sith spies within their own ranks'

'Yes, Darth C'tello, Lord Rudd did well, we must reward him with a lucrative ambassadors role'

'And the west is suppressed Darth Abbott. The residents have become lazy and complacent and pose no threat'

'But in the East there rises a new force. There is a Hutt, Clive the Hutt that pledges allegiance to the aims of the Emperor, but I do not believe it can be trusted'

'Darth C'tello, I thought your emissary Lord Newman has control of the east ?'

'Darth Abbott, I fear Newman rules for himself. He is evil, even in comparison with the Empire. He enjoys the suffering of his own people. I fear his evil may turn people to seek a new hope from Clive the Hutt'

'And what of the Hutt in the west ? Darth C'tello'

'I know not of this western Hutt that you speak of Darth Abbott'

'Darth C'tello, there is a Hutt they call Gina the Hutt that seeks influence in the west Darth C'tello'

'Can Lord Barnett not control this western Hutt Darth Abbott ?'

'This Hutt has been consumed by the dark side Darth C'tello. The dark forces control its actions, it no longer has free will. It even seeks the defeat of its own off spring, one they call Luke Hancock-Welker'

'These are indeed troubling times Darth Abbott'

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
26 Sep 2013 12:39PM
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that's not a caption, that's a screenplay

John340
QLD, 3234 posts
26 Sep 2013 2:38PM
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But a great sceenplay. I love the Hutt

sboardcrazy
NSW, 8073 posts
27 Sep 2013 8:37AM
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theDoctor said..



that's not a caption, that's a screenplay


I'm amazed he could come up with that!

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
27 Sep 2013 2:06PM
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Carantoc said..

'Darth Abbott, I bring news from Emperor Howard. All is not well, the rebel alliance stills stands strong here in the senate'

'I am aware of these issues Darth C'tello, but what of the outer reaches of the universe ?'

'Darth Abbott, the south is subdued, the Alliance of Liberated Planets is defeated, wrecked by Sith spies within their own ranks'

'Yes, Darth C'tello, Lord Rudd did well, we must reward him with a lucrative ambassadors role'

'And the west is suppressed Darth Abbott. The residents have become lazy and complacent and pose no threat'

'But in the East there rises a new force. There is a Hutt, Clive the Hutt that pledges allegiance to the aims of the Emperor, but I do not believe it can be trusted'

'Darth C'tello, I thought your emissary Lord Newman has control of the east ?'

'Darth Abbott, I fear Newman rules for himself. He is evil, even in comparison with the Empire. He enjoys the suffering of his own people. I fear his evil may turn people to seek a new hope from Clive the Hutt'

'And what of the Hutt in the west ? Darth C'tello'

'I know not of this western Hutt that you speak of Darth Abbott'

'Darth C'tello, there is a Hutt they call Gina the Hutt that seeks influence in the west Darth C'tello'

'Can Lord Barnett not control this western Hutt Darth Abbott ?'

'This Hutt has been consumed by the dark side Darth C'tello. The dark forces control its actions, it no longer has free will. It even seeks the defeat of its own off spring, one they call Luke Hancock-Welker'

'These are indeed troubling times Darth Abbott'



..and what of the Jedi?...



Any post that includes Gina the Hutt gets brownie points.

Congrats to Caratonic for his assessment on the ascendency of the Empire...






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