Honest mummy, I just fed Sammy the beans to make him fart, I didn't know he was going to play with the lighter at the same time.
Mommy and Daddy said that they wanted a new house for Christmas....... I allways wanted to be Santa's little helper
you suddenly realize you aren't as popular as you thought when the firemen are chatting with your neighbours whilst watching your house burn
Calling it early didn't even build up enough stem to run out of it.
Mr Knot Board and your bunch of flowers take it away