Thanks Rich and Notty. Not quite the same being joint winner by default. But just to be put up in the same lofty heights as Wet Willy, is indeed an honour.
Short notice. But here's one to get it up and running.
(Wet Willy must be out on the turps..)
Reminds me of the world financial markets recently.
Man in fancy clothes who is good at sidestepping trouble gets a bull market and turns it on its head..... yet still gets paid at the end of the day.
Not very well known, but the Irish invasion of spain in the 16th Century was not so successful due to the fact that the horns always alerted the enemy of incoming fire. Ole!
PS - I give it 1 hour before the bull is wearing those blasted yellow boardies
Is it just me or does the Matador look like that weirdo ****ter looking millionaire Jap bloke who runs Iron Chef on SBS?
Enriquo thought he'd seen it all until
Billy the Boosting Bull blew by
(sorry sausage...was already in the pipeline before you posted)
And yet again someone steals George's dads patented move ... the stop short
(one for the seinfeld fans)
The Spanish final of Dancing With The Stars was taken out by Enriques and his famous partner -the cow who jumped over the moon.
and the bull says"
"Just watch my double back layout with a triple twist, followed by a poke in the bum for you"
- J
During the final heat of the Battle for Spanish Breakdance Supremacy,
Jose "Crazy Legs" Fernando Jesus Miguel Ruiz Hernandez Santos III was briefly upstaged by his sidekick, L.L. Toro Los Bastardos
"maybe if i just balance here on my horns for a bit, then that wierdo with the fluoro cape wont repeatedly stab me for 1,280,000 pecos"
Step-step-roll-tumble-tumble-back flip-gore matador-back flip-double backflip
Gymnastics floor routine for Bulls
In the next frame the bull has his legs wrapped around the matadors head in a suffication hold....kung fu bull..[}:)]...Training the animals in martial arts makes this cruel sport more even.