Now that "Firie" is old and chubby, he suffers from piles. The black rubber ring which the Cairns Firebrigade supplied seems to work wonders and he can now enjoy his lunch break.
Choco, Firie has even had a hair transplant and colour.
Out of curiosity I Googled 415 deg F. and I now have an incredible desire to read about Guy Montag. Thanks for the cryptic connection.
Mukrd, an asylum seeker in Australia, joined the voluteer fire fighters as a way of thanking the Australian people for letting him stay, but when he was called to a fire at The Lodge......