So as to meet Mr Dungbeetle's criteria I may or may not have poached this picture from No-one in particular
After i land this new move, ill have bionic ankles made of titanium and stainless.
LotofWind knew he was in the deepest of shizz for stealing MarkAustralia's rig and duly bolting for a spin...you see the board had been cleverly sprayed with superglue and fitted with a remote return to owner control device ....
After i land this new move, ill have bionic ankles made of titanium and stainless.
Northern hemisphere sailor's first jump down under...."aaaahhhh!!!!! vich vay iz up!!!!"
(apologies in advance for lousy generic euro accent)
".... and then I drop straight down like this, and my mast spears the dhufish and we take it home for dinner. Any questions?"
Jesus got nailed on the cross off shore conditions although it never really concerned him if he broke any gear as he would just walk it back into shore.
This will be a great chance for the kiters to get even. I won't be offended by any entries so let me have it, what happens in CC284 stays in CC284, after all, it's all in fun.
After i land this new move, ill have bionic ankles made of titanium and stainless.
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The new craze is "Ultra Opera Singing Wave Sailing". FIGARO FIGARO FIG AAAR ROOOOWWWW !!!!
"Titanium, what an amazing metal. Impervious to any form of corrosion, has a boiling point of 3287 deg, an atomic weight of 47.88 and is used in everything from house paint to complex medical procedures. Yep, one day I'll have to get myself some..."
Warning. Warning. When progressing from kitesurfing to windsurfing please remember there are no strings to keep you up in the air.
