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Caption Comp No. 25

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Created by sausage > 9 months ago, 19 Aug 2008
Mark _australia
WA, 22247 posts
19 Aug 2008 7:36PM
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NotWal said...

El Mo, also known as Dirty Sanchez lives in a box by himself and dreams about his next anal encounter.


Whoever gave this post a thumbs down needs to lighten up. Did you notice what was written on the box? (Cr$p) I thought the caption quite clever, and also timely as were were discussing the DS in another thread recently.
Still not as good as mine, but still OK.

Bertie
NSW, 1351 posts
19 Aug 2008 9:51PM
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"crap your hands say yeah!"

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
19 Aug 2008 8:06PM
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Elmo, well accustomed to making a fist of it!!!!

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
19 Aug 2008 10:28PM
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tickle my prostate Elmo ????

decrepit
WA, 12007 posts
19 Aug 2008 8:30PM
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Another triumph for Chinese phonetic spelling.

elmo
WA, 8713 posts
19 Aug 2008 8:35PM
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You put your left hand in
You put you left hand out
You put your left hand in and shake it all about
You make the Elmo Crappy and that's what its all about

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
19 Aug 2008 8:49PM
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The kids switched on the new elmo toy under the xmas tree. It started to do its thing .
little johnny turns to his sister and whispers
"its ok susie ,dont panic, we can blame it on Grandma!"

MikeyS
VIC, 1506 posts
19 Aug 2008 10:54PM
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Reason for Elmo crapping:



greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
19 Aug 2008 11:08PM
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Mark _australia said...

The new "Tickle Me Sphincter" Elmo doll





"dey luvs their sphincters!"

sorry to hijack, got this out of my archive.

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
20 Aug 2008 7:08AM
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It seemed that no one wanted to come to grips with Elmo!

Mark _australia
WA, 22247 posts
20 Aug 2008 8:10AM
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greenleader said...

Mark _australia said...

The new "Tickle Me Sphincter" Elmo doll





"dey luvs their sphincters!"

sorry to hijack, got this out of my archive.





Surely this is a photoshop job?

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
20 Aug 2008 12:40PM
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While there where some complaints about the Rocking Elmo "crap your hands" muppet.There was uproar When the Cookie Monster version hit the shelves.

Bender
WA, 2221 posts
20 Aug 2008 10:48AM
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Elmo, "Elmo'ed" one too many times and had to be committed

Mark _australia
WA, 22247 posts
20 Aug 2008 1:26PM
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The new "Crap Your Hands" Elmo doll was a hit for Christmas.
Not so popular were the "Urinate On Me" Snuffalupagus and the Bert and Ernie Felcher doll kit

(PS sorry this was supposed to be better than the naked chick caption comp)

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
20 Aug 2008 6:16PM
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the naked chick competition was going fine untill I made a few comments. Then it was banned...sorry.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
20 Aug 2008 6:18PM
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Bowel elmo tion ?????[}:)]

elmo
WA, 8713 posts
20 Aug 2008 4:20PM
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Just looking at the Image you could almost call that

Amputee Elmo

Leech
WA, 1933 posts
21 Aug 2008 11:32AM
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Time to call a winner, i say.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
21 Aug 2008 1:59PM
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Leech said...

Time to call a winner, i say.


Leech,
Conditions of Caption Competition Rule 43(c) states You can't call "time to call a winner" unless you've submitted a caption

I'll call it this afternoon - bit busy at present

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
21 Aug 2008 6:29PM
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Time to call it (as instructed)

First of all I think everyone should give themselves a big crap on their backs.

Have to say that the following get an honourable mention

Richiefish with "Bowel elmo tion"
Grumplestiltskin with It seemed that no one wanted to come to grips with Elmo! & Elmo, well accustomed to making a fist of it!!!!
Landyacht for blaming it on Grandpa
Knotboard for all his especially product may contain nuts
Walsh for raugh out roud
Elmo just for being a good sport
Greenleader for the Jap toilet paper (although it got deleted)
(have I missed anybody)

but the winner is me with Elmo ponders what one hand crapping sounds rike.

No seriously the winner is the one that tickled my sphincter (I mean)fancy the most - Take it away Mark_Oz with Caption No.26

Leech
WA, 1933 posts
21 Aug 2008 5:03PM
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sausage said...

Leech said...

Time to call a winner, i say.


Leech,
Conditions of Caption Competition Rule 43(c) states You can't call "time to call a winner" unless you've submitted a caption

I'll call it this afternoon - bit busy at present


I don't do toilet humour

Mark _australia
WA, 22247 posts
21 Aug 2008 5:16PM
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Wooo Hoooo

something coming up this evening latest...

evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
21 Aug 2008 9:38PM
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Prease to use downrind.

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
21 Aug 2008 9:53PM
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i cant believe my hello sphincter picci has been removed!

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
21 Aug 2008 10:13PM
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greenleader said...

i cant believe my hello sphincter picci has been removed!


Moderator, moderator, greenleader used the word sphincter again

Mark _australia
WA, 22247 posts
21 Aug 2008 8:15PM
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In pics "other" ..... If it was the girls wrestling and the girl in red has her hand firmly inserted in the other girl??

Seen it allll before, at a party poor relli had at his place.

elmo
WA, 8713 posts
21 Aug 2008 8:17PM
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Cool Bananas all

Congrats Mark


Our sick little minds are in your delicate hands



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