Unfortunately with no male role models, David had never learnt to p1ss outside properly from his lesbian mothers.
Young Albert, with his shoulder lodged against a tree, has his first experiment with jet propulsion.
Knowing he wouldn't be able to out run the cops,
Kevin cleverly disguised himself as a fire hydrant.
Lotofwind was devastated to discover that Mark was right when he said he couldn't win a pissing for height competition lying on his back.
1687: fortunately the truth behind Isaac Newton's eureka moment on the discovery of gravity is hidden in the annals of time.....
Bruce read too much injury advice on Seabreeze.
Confusing the "pissing on a cobbler sting" thread with "broken left ankle" ensured his road to recovery was very long.
After holding it in for 2 days, Darryl had built up enough pressure to blow his sandals off.
Here we see the "Wild Ginger's" natural defense mechanism to the morning sun.
Once he coats himself he should be ale to make it back to his den before getting too sunburnt.
Unfortunately his arms have already been affected. It may be too late for this chap.
Select to expand quotealbers said..
Pmac33 getting his windsurfing hands prepared, while watching for chemtrails
Greg discovered that dressing to the left has its advantages when you can't stand up to pee
After boosting into the car park, Greg belatedly released the pressurre in his canopy
New Years Eve in Frankston,
little Mich had no money left for fireworks so he showed em his swollencandle 
drunk windsurfer.Aaaargh it's a four knot onshore.
drunk kitesurfer..Aaaargh it's a twenty four knot side off woooh.
Kev couldnt help thinking if he had dumped the ballast (pumped the bilges) earlier, he might have cleared the bloody tree.
Select to expand quotesailpilot said..
Is that Sausage having another piss-up ?
That's funny! A real piss cutter!
Select to expand quotegoldcoastmoz said..sailpilot said..
Is that Sausage having another piss-up ?
That's funny! A real piss cutter!
After 3 weeks on holiday eating and drinking to excess, that is exactly how I p1ss now 
Based on the "Peoples Choice" for the top green thumbs, the nominees are:
Sausage: "Unfortunately with no male role models, David had never learnt to p1ss outside properly from his lesbian mothers."
NotWal: "Lotofwind sees in the New Year"
Twimby: "Pmac33 getting his windsurfing hands prepared, while watching for chemtrails"
Sausage: "Rome's less popular and relatively unknown 'Trevor Fountain'"
and the winner is
Sausage with ""Rome's less popular and relatively unknown 'Trevor Fountain'"
Over to you Sausage for CC 322!
