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Damn my knee hurts. why did i have to kick that kiteboarder in the head for?
Oh,thats right, he's a kiteboarder.
The first sign windsurfers are heterosexual - instructors who don't notice she is trying to sail backwards.
On on the sand...
Or wearing booties....
Is the caption comp sponsored by Hot Sails Maui? The last 2 have featured their sails!
Now I've covered your left hand with mine, and I'll just step around you from behind so I can cover your right hand with my right hand.
If you feel a sharp stabbing pain, then you know your doing well.
After a few too many beers Flipper confused Seabreeze.com.au, e-Harmony.com and Ancestry.com. Later that day he found himself on a windsurfing date with his mother.
Yes that's it, just keep on looking in that direction....uhuh, yup you're doing fine, nice, now keep on looking, yup you're doing fine...very very fine indeed...no no keep on looking! Yes very nice... 
"when you said my valentine's day present was 3 pole dancing lessons
i didn't realise this is what you meant "
Lotofwind once tried windsurfing.
'Nope, I just don't get it' he said
'Look - there is no dingle-dangle'
'I am going back to teabaggin' with the boys, at least you get to see lots of dingle-dangles. I like dingle-dangles'.
"look over your shoulder ,hard left then hard right,and thats how you reverse
park it at the marina"
The windsurfing instructors in Thailand had to check and double check before they asked a local out for drinks, just to be sure
......
Time to make a call & it came down to 3 by the thumbs - KA360 , ALBERS & NOSINKANOW ...... but as we know thumbs mean batsh!t .... so for sheer persistence and for being a cumberbunded fat bastard on viagra it's .....
carantoc
take it away from me fella
OK sweetie, as you can see there's not much wind today so come back to the cabana and I'll show some really impressive pumping techniques.
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drats, 28 minutes too late. 
