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Caption Comp >>> 219

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Created by BulldogPup > 9 months ago, 31 Jan 2012
BulldogPup
6657 posts
31 Jan 2012 8:12PM
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Thought I'd keep it Windie Kosher - all yours folks!





Gestalt
QLD, 14471 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:32PM
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i miss being a windsurfing instructor

decrepit
WA, 12444 posts
31 Jan 2012 8:49PM
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No your bum doesn't look fat in that, but I'm not sure about those boots!

elmo
WA, 8774 posts
31 Jan 2012 9:43PM
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Holy sh1t, there's a c0ck down there!

Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
31 Jan 2012 9:46PM
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This movie just never stops giving, is there anything it can't answer!

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
1 Feb 2012 12:30AM
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Damn my knee hurts. why did i have to kick that kiteboarder in the head for?
Oh,thats right, he's a kiteboarder.

Gestalt
QLD, 14471 posts
1 Feb 2012 12:06AM
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it took me a while but finally i noticed he has her doing it sailing backwards.

Mister Dugong
368 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:19PM
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Gestalt said...

it took me a while but finally i noticed he has her sailing backwards.


Lessons in Wind surfing doggie style!!

Mark _australia
WA, 22854 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:30PM
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The first sign windsurfers are heterosexual - instructors who don't notice she is trying to sail backwards.
On on the sand...
Or wearing booties....

busterwa
3777 posts
31 Jan 2012 10:53PM
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Get rid of that seaweed it might get caught in my teeef later on \nOn/

KA360
NSW, 803 posts
1 Feb 2012 1:58AM
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INSTRUCTOR- I'll just pull on this little string,I think we need some downhaul.

KA360
NSW, 803 posts
1 Feb 2012 2:06AM
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Is the caption comp sponsored by Hot Sails Maui? The last 2 have featured their sails!

albers
NSW, 1739 posts
1 Feb 2012 8:52AM
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Now I've covered your left hand with mine, and I'll just step around you from behind so I can cover your right hand with my right hand.

If you feel a sharp stabbing pain, then you know your doing well.

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
1 Feb 2012 9:13AM
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Okay. Now keep jumping up till you can hook in to the harness lines.

Carantoc
WA, 6992 posts
1 Feb 2012 7:46AM
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After a few too many beers Flipper confused Seabreeze.com.au, e-Harmony.com and Ancestry.com. Later that day he found himself on a windsurfing date with his mother.

elmo
WA, 8774 posts
1 Feb 2012 9:06AM
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It's just a jump to the left....

nosinkanow
NSW, 441 posts
1 Feb 2012 3:45PM
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Yes that's it, just keep on looking in that direction....uhuh, yup you're doing fine, nice, now keep on looking, yup you're doing fine...very very fine indeed...no no keep on looking! Yes very nice...

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
2 Feb 2012 9:25AM
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"when you said my valentine's day present was 3 pole dancing lessons
i didn't realise this is what you meant "

Carantoc
WA, 6992 posts
2 Feb 2012 12:01PM
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Lotofwind once tried windsurfing.

'Nope, I just don't get it' he said

'Look - there is no dingle-dangle'

'I am going back to teabaggin' with the boys, at least you get to see lots of dingle-dangles. I like dingle-dangles'.

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
2 Feb 2012 3:19PM
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"look over your shoulder ,hard left then hard right,and thats how you reverse
park it at the marina"

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
2 Feb 2012 10:53PM
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The windsurfing instructors in Thailand had to check and double check before they asked a local out for drinks, just to be sure......

BulldogPup
6657 posts
6 Feb 2012 7:48PM
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Time to make a call & it came down to 3 by the thumbs - KA360 , ALBERS & NOSINKANOW ...... but as we know thumbs mean batsh!t .... so for sheer persistence and for being a cumberbunded fat bastard on viagra it's .....

carantoc
take it away from me fella

sailpilot
QLD, 784 posts
6 Feb 2012 10:16PM
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OK sweetie, as you can see there's not much wind today so come back to the cabana and I'll show some really impressive pumping techniques.

............................................
drats, 28 minutes too late.



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