Now hold it right there! I know you're practically married to that board, but it's not coming into bed with us!
Repeat to self "Try not to looked bored!" ..but how f^*# long is this story gonna take?
"....and then she said.....so I told her....but ohhhh no...."
No Sean. You're not doing that Puppetry of the Penis "Windsurfer doing a bottom turn and re-entry" trick ever again.
The moment before Steve had to decide whether he would stay at home with his wife for two weeks or go on a trip to Maui with his mates.
to tell the truth, Notwal wasn't completely suprised to be getting palmed off by his new blow up doll