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Caption Competition #46

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Created by knot board > 9 months ago, 2 Dec 2008
Bondalucci
QLD, 1579 posts
3 Dec 2008 9:57PM
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Auditions for the Pixar movie sequel "Cars 2: the early years" got off to a rocky start when Sammy the Fully Sic Stunt Grom turned up for his shot at stardom.

walshd
SA, 601 posts
4 Dec 2008 5:25PM
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Yeh but did Sammy do a front roll or a back roll?

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
4 Dec 2008 5:40PM
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Bondalucci said...




Auditions for the Pixar movie sequel "Cars 2: the early years" got off to a rocky start when Sammy the Fully Sic Stunt Grom turned up for his shot at stardom.




laughin !!!

nasty
WA, 153 posts
4 Dec 2008 5:32PM
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Bondalucci said...




Auditions for the Pixar movie sequel "Cars 2: the early years" got off to a rocky start when Sammy the Fully Sic Stunt Grom turned up for his shot at stardom.




Sammy wished he'd worn a bit more protection whilst fooling around. A very similar thought had crossed his parents' minds when they found out their son was a kiter

Spearsy
SA, 213 posts
4 Dec 2008 8:24PM
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The suspect who fled the crash scene was weirdly dressed wearing board shorts over a wetsuit.

tweety
SA, 32 posts
4 Dec 2008 9:26PM
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"I didn't like umm like see it like i only umm like took my eyes off the like road to like look in the umm rear vision mirror like yeah"

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
4 Dec 2008 11:10PM
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tweety said...

"I didn't like umm like see it like i only umm like took my eyes off the like road to like look in the umm rear vision mirror like yeah"


fozzy
SA, 501 posts
4 Dec 2008 11:49PM
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You blokes have got too much time on your hands.

Wet Willy
TAS, 2316 posts
6 Dec 2008 4:03AM
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elmo
WA, 8716 posts
6 Dec 2008 8:57AM
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How am I going to explain this to mum

merman
QLD, 431 posts
6 Dec 2008 12:19PM
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ha ha ha


is that the best u bunch of homos can do?????

Wet Willy
TAS, 2316 posts
6 Dec 2008 1:26PM
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merman said...

ha ha ha


is that the best u bunch of homos can do?????


This could be the winning caption!!

NDH47
NSW, 102 posts
6 Dec 2008 2:03PM
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The traffic was chaos that Saturday night on Oxford Street Sydney...

merman
QLD, 431 posts
6 Dec 2008 2:15PM
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just in case you boys missed it.

I rest my case



Thats score Kiters = 1

Polies = a Banana in the tailpipe

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
6 Dec 2008 2:27PM
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mermans car was damaged when he rammed somebody from behind.....

NDH47
NSW, 102 posts
6 Dec 2008 3:42PM
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Straight back at ya merman

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
6 Dec 2008 3:10PM
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merman said...

just in case you boys missed it.

I rest my case



Thats score Kiters = 1

Polies = a Banana in the tailpipe


You sound a little wishful Loren....Shouldn't that be "Lonely kiter would like to score one", not that there's anything wrong with that.

mattyjee
WA, 575 posts
7 Dec 2008 12:05PM
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knot board said...





How about:

"Greg only managed to drive over 6 windsurfers crossing the road before he got a flat tyre and had to stop".

MavericK040
WA, 583 posts
7 Dec 2008 12:19PM
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How about:

"Greg only managed to drive over 6 windsurfers crossing the road before he got a flat tyre and had to stop".


How about , you suck!

evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
7 Dec 2008 11:10PM
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How about:

"Greg only managed to drive over get in the way of 6 windsurfers crossing the road going out through the break before he got a flat tyre kite and had to stop thinking about how cool he looked".


Fixed.

(actually i would of thumbed up your comment up user merman, kinda funny.)



Bondalucci
QLD, 1579 posts
7 Dec 2008 10:36PM
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Wet Willy said...

"Honestly, officer, I WAS doing over 50 knots! I WAS!

Gimme a damn speeding ticket!!"


Nice work Will, but you left out the last sentence....

"...What's that officer? Waddaya mean it doesn't count 'cos it's not a fricken legitimate, bonefide sail driven vessel! WTF ???"


Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
8 Dec 2008 9:47AM
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police believe that semen on the steering wheel caused the driver to lose his grip and thus control of the vehicle........

Bondalucci
QLD, 1579 posts
8 Dec 2008 6:01PM
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It's been fun, but I think it could be time Knotty.

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
8 Dec 2008 6:16PM
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I think you're correct Bondalucci and I must say I love the way you managed to work the yellow boardshorts into this one.

The first entry with full runs on the board belongs to Elmo, well done buddy.

elmo said...

I'm a kiter! they should be getting out of my way




Bondalucci
QLD, 1579 posts
8 Dec 2008 6:32PM
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Thanks Knotty,
although the yellow boardies will forever be Richies legacy to the caption comp,
the rest of us can continue to make them folklore when appropriate.
(bit like when my Batman pops up from time to time)

These little recurring themes add flavour and help build silly traditions.

So when people ask 'has the caption comp jumped the shark?'....well, maybe it has but it's still better to have it than not to have it. People out there still make me laugh.
10 years on, Seinfeld is still funny ya know.

And it's good that a simple but effective quip like Elmo's, (with no photo shop or talk bubbles) can win. That's the beauty of the CC.

Give us your best shot, Elmo.



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