they told me at the shop that these wings are the next big "boardies over your wettie" thing
Dave's insurance policy ruled out kitesurfing as too dangerous but it didn't mention strapping 15 pounds of rocket fuel to his back.
Dangling off strings was too slow for Bob, so he strapped a portable jet plane onto his back, later Bob discovered windsurfing
It suddenly occurred to Mark that the 100 knot peak showing on his GPS wouldn't count towards his teams GPS score as it was mostly straight down, and nowhere near the water.
Completely disregarding the intent of this thread buuuttttt: have you guys seen this sport, whatever it is called? They jump out of a plane headfirst, get up enough speed and those wings then have enough lift to make them glide. Then they fold wings up and pop the chute to land. I saw a video where the guy is doing 200kph across the snowy alps in europe for at least a minute.... with nothing but those wings on his back, silently...... then the lands with the chute. farkin awesome!
"oops, a bit too low over that beach, wonder how much i can get for this poxy kite on ebay"
In your finest Sean Connery accent "A bit conspicuos! - i guarantee you no one noticed me number one - Moneypenny stop laughing - have you've wet your pants"
Constrained by a flying huggy-bot, Kevin was unable to free his shoes from his pants and big fat tears welled in his eyes.
testing of the new "vegas Elvis" style white wetsuit began today. It features stylish flared legs and a hairy chest.
