Tony Abbott makes an impromptu photo opportunity stop at the local girls school to reiterate his 'policy' on sex before marriage...
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I cant wait till my kids kids grow up and get suicide bombed on a bus in australia due to people voting labour in 2010,
"sorry we have no beds availabe to deliver you babies" as we have spent all our money on promoting illegal immigration and building five star detention centres.
The principle said
"I told you not to take the school girls on a feild trip to the beach when a kitesurfing comp was on"
It took several months before it was discovered that Oakwood Girls High toilets shared common plumbing with the automatic tellers at the sperm bank next door.
The School sports locker has been raided?
and all the soccerballs, netballs and basketballs have been taken?
Nooo, we don't have any idea where they could be, Sir...
That means we have to do windsurfing for sport AGAIN?...
Yessss!!!!
..and at the newly opened school of "How to Wrought the Government" Secondary College, we meet the students enrolled in Baby Bonus 101:
Teacher: - Well done girls. Now that you've all successfully completed the "what goes where" stage, next term we can move onto "how to get the little buggers out!!"
ms robinson insisted that the girls put cushions up their dresses so she didn't look too fat.
Their relief teacher Mrs Crabapple said she was very proud of the Film and Drama Class graduating with honours and that it was a pity their teacher, Mr Polanski, had to leave the country so abruptly.
with the $4500 baby bonus firmly in their sights, the girls knew it was first class all the way to schoolies week at surfers paradise.
The girls virginity was never questioned and they were adamant that 7 months ago on their wilderness trip that they didn't meet any men, although recalled having no memory of events for around 4 hours after their teacher, Mrs Tootsie Doubtfire cooked them all up some lovely mushroom soup.
