I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other
I say
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
"... and that's all from down here, now it's back to Ritchie in the central missionary position..."
After a solid start to his innings, Ricky wasn't about to be intimidated by a "couple of bouncers"
A cricket spectator from Lord's,
Was drunk and a little bit bored,
He took off his clothes,
Left his gonads exposed,
and a willow codswallop he scored!
The Captain knew things weren't going so well, but was still surprised to be facing the sack.
Calling it tonight cos I reckon it has slowed a bit and I am away WINDSURFING with no computer as of tomorrow 
And the winner is - Windxtasy
for her great limerick
A cricket spectator from Lord's,
Was drunk and a little bit bored,
He took off his clothes,
Left his gonads exposed,
and a willow codswallop he scored!
Good work getting gonads and cods in one poem.......and also for her other entry with Nudie McStraker which got lots of green thumbs.
Noteable kiter p!sstakes very close runners up
