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Caption comp #170

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Created by Elroy Jetson > 9 months ago, 30 Jan 2011
Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
30 Jan 2011 10:29PM
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decrepit
WA, 12161 posts
30 Jan 2011 10:40PM
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Well there's not much point playing the can-can is there?

Bender
WA, 2224 posts
30 Jan 2011 10:57PM
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Elroy Jetson said...






When's Bender get home?
Why is he always off sailing, when he could be home with us??

elmo
WA, 8732 posts
30 Jan 2011 11:08PM
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Bender said...

Elroy Jetson said...






When's Bender get home?
Why is he always off sailing, when he could be home with us??


That's cause Bender doesn't live there

Gestalt
QLD, 14394 posts
31 Jan 2011 1:13AM
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dylans' 7th album, the lost artwork

gazza
WA, 647 posts
30 Jan 2011 11:38PM
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Tits a bit hard playing a tune on this old thing when tits so out of tune!!!

bingles
WA, 363 posts
31 Jan 2011 6:28AM
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"G" - it should be in there some where..

Walt
264 posts
31 Jan 2011 7:31AM
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The less clothing you have the better feel for the music you get.

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
31 Jan 2011 12:40PM
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The dads of the Kindy kids had no idea what a surprise they were in for at tomorrow nights annual Kindy concert, as the two teachers put the finishing touches on the grand finale…..


……"bra bra black sheep"

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
31 Jan 2011 12:51PM
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Writing music for porno movies ...It's harder than it looks...


(thats also the name of the movie)

Windxtasy
WA, 4014 posts
31 Jan 2011 12:45PM
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Melinda wanted some air on her G string

Mark _australia
WA, 22414 posts
31 Jan 2011 2:20PM
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I got nothin

Ummm........



Puppetry of The Pianists

(you can't see Elmo, he's under the piano )

Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
31 Jan 2011 3:59PM
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Through his thick German accent it was sometimes difficult to understand clearly everything that Cassandra and Melinda's German piano teacher, Manfred, said,
but they both agreed they understood this weeks lesson to be on 'Herr Bach' and going into alot of detail about 'der Well-Tempered Clavier'.

FormulaNova
WA, 14731 posts
31 Jan 2011 4:27PM
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Hearing about adult entertainment websites on that 'internet thing', the blonde sisters Bambi and Barbie decided that they would try and set one up.

The only problem they had was that the keyboard on their computer was not working and the screen stayed the same no matter what they did.

albers
NSW, 1737 posts
31 Jan 2011 8:08PM
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Kristina Keneally has employed the services of her twin sister Cristina to help her win the unwinnable election with an evocative and rousing election song video

graceman
WA, 323 posts
31 Jan 2011 6:17PM
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The standard pianist attire at the Berlusconi residence in Italy.

Mark _australia
WA, 22414 posts
31 Jan 2011 6:46PM
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albers said...



.......rousing election song video


or as the Japanese say "erection song video"?

Bondalucci
VIC, 1579 posts
31 Jan 2011 9:47PM
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This is what happens when 2 musically gifted Blondes are told they should join a Brass Band...



sailpilot
QLD, 783 posts
31 Jan 2011 9:43PM
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Emily, why are you stroking the black keys like that ?

Oh I'm just trying to fix this thing, usually I have the black ones longer than the white ones......

Oh emily I keep telling you its a piano, not an organ.

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Jan 2011 9:48PM
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ummm, it says here that liberace normally bites a pillow at this point!

what do you make of that buffy?

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
31 Jan 2011 10:02PM
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nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
31 Jan 2011 9:37PM
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Windxtasy said...


Melinda wanted some air on her G string


Gold


Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
1 Feb 2011 10:42PM
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Piano less on


Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
1 Feb 2011 10:45PM
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On that note time is running out plentiful to get the last of the funny captions in.

3 in the running atm.

Will call it tomorrow evening when ever Greenleader tells me to

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
2 Feb 2011 1:25AM
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dude, you have a up to a week for this to run it's course!

some of the older guys haven't even scratched their nuts yet!

Elroy Jetson
WA, 706 posts
1 Feb 2011 11:56PM
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OK then. Right you are Greenleader. Thought I might call it before the inevitable barrage of kiteboy jokes start.

It would be a safe bet that Elmo and Mark are working their magic in MS paint right now. It will be very interesting how kiteboy gets woven into this one. Cue the yellow boardies with red polkadots ....

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
2 Feb 2011 7:07PM
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Not much of a dangle, this one Elizabeth.


(centrefold of Kite Dangler Monthy Magazine.)

Mecky
NSW, 56 posts
2 Feb 2011 8:32PM
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sausage said...




...love this one....

Mark _australia
WA, 22414 posts
2 Feb 2011 7:11PM
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Mecky said...

sausage said...




...love this one....


I love all of them

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
3 Feb 2011 5:51PM
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Elroy Jetson said...






"this was a great idea jane ,wonder how the windsurfing guys are going with there game of nude twister"

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
3 Feb 2011 5:26PM
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shannon8888 said...


"this was a great idea jane ,wonder how the windsurfing guys are going with there game of nude twister?"
"I don't know Mary but I bet you they're not having as much fun as those Kiters in that Public toilet with the holes in the walls."


I guess your keyboard packed it in so I finished it for you.



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